Capitals defenseman Christian Djoos loves the puns on his last name and there’s a new one floating around the Twittersphere.
you: holy water
me, an intellectual: pic.twitter.com/fdeIYPjsPA
— Gráinne (@wholegrainne) October 27, 2017
For those who don’t get it, let me explain.
Christians use holy water in baptisms. Christian Djoos’s name is pronounced “Christian Juice.” Juice is kinda like water, they’re both liquids. Therefore, Christian Djoos is basically holy water. Not a super surprising revelation after the guy scored his first NHL goal on his career first shot in his first NHL game.
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