Lemme set the scene: It’s Game One. The Caps are tied going into the third period. Alan May’s talking like blah blah faceoffs blah blah defensive coverage blah blah but you don’t hear him because you are POUNDING THAT BEER.
Pound that beer, son. Don’t stop. Finish it and get another before they stop selling ’em.
Ian put a little Ken Burns effect on this one. It’s a nice touch.
RMNB urges you to drink responsibly.
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