It’s been six days since Evgeny Kuznetsov last scored a goal and that’s clearly too long for the Russian center. I know this because on Monday Kuznetsov debuted a new white hoodie after practice.
It reads GOAL DIGGER.
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You guys, Kanye was actually rapping about Kuzy.
We’ve already been inundated with emails asking where to buy this hoodie. I searched high and low, but couldn’t find anything online, so I made one just like it. You can get it here.
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