From an anonymous source deeply embedded in the Washington Capitals inner circle who is also a prominent esports investor, RMNB has obtained the super official list of players the team will protect in the 2017 how-will-George-McPhee-screw-DC-over-this-time expansion draft.
The list, which definitely wasn’t written in google docs just a minute ago, follows a day of news about the league’s apparent decision not to publish the protection lists. How embarrassing for this to get out now. What unfortunate timing.
According to the leaked documents, the Vegas Golden Knights won’t be able to draft the following:
A bold list, sure, but after careful consideration I’ve decided I like it.
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