Tuesday night, the results of a Very Important Election were announced. No, not the United States presidential election–the Caps Bobblehead Election!
After a flurry of hashtag voting, it was revealed that Braden Holtby is your winner. Holtby beat out Justin Williams and Tom Wilson, despite apparently not voting for himself.
— #CapsElectionNight (@Capitals) November 9, 2016
However, Holtby received a vote from John Walton. Walton’s vote ultimately came down to a very important quality in the candidates: their hair.
— John Walton (@WaltonCaps) November 9, 2016
Holtby’s holtbyism bobblehead will be given away on March 21, when the Caps play the Calgary Flames.
Bobblemasters! Prepare your kilns.
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