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Round 1, Game 5 Live Blog: Caps vs Flyers

Photo: Rob Carr

Back in D.C. for Game Five and another chance to book a ticket to the 2nd round, where the Caps would likely meet up with the Pittsburgh Penguins in a series that shouldn’t have happened until the Conference Finals, but the NHL has a stupid playoff set up. As you can tell, I am annoyed by this. However, the Caps cannot be like me and overlook Philadelphia tonight as we know the Caps tend to struggle when they’re up 3-1 in a series.

Michal Neuvirth is back in the cage for the Flyers, Brooks Orpik is still out and the French dude that boarded Orlov is back for Scott Laughton who did not travel with the team after this scary collision with the boards.

Another liveblog full of even more snark below.

Pregame

There’s a new t-shirt in the RMNB store. Go spend your money.

Tonight’s lines.

The King of the selfie game is back at it again.

First Period

Oshie drops them with crosscheck to the knees boy at the opening faceoff.

Ryan White is still a loser and Ovechkin sure made him look like one.

So did I.

CFTC: Great period, but we don’t have an answer to Michal Neuvirth, which is incredibly ironic. We need to find the back of net, stay off the PK and earn calls to get our elite PP unit on the ice. Another two periods like that one please.

Second Period

Taylor Chorney’s skate makes it 1-0 Flyers.

Kill me.

CFTC: I cant even right now. Neuvirth has a shutout. 30-8 in shots. It’s just so 2010. 1-0 Flyers after 2. **Exasperated emoji here**

Third Period

Конец игры . Поместите шайбу в сетку . Хит тела трудно .

Джейсон Химера просто взял худший пенальти в сезоне.

Flyers score in the empty net. Whatever.

Final score: 2-0 Flyers

Recap: Here

Full RMNB Coverage of Game Five

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