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Caps at Blues Pregame: #RMNB9 is Tonight!

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There are basically no stakes for tonight’s hockey game, the 81st in the Caps’ 82-game regular-season campaign. No stakes save one: Braden Holtby’s last chance at tying Martin Brodeur’s record for most wins in a single season.

Oh and also this: It’s #RMNB9! If you’re in the area, come to RFD and watch the game with us!

Puck drop for Caps at Blues is at 8 PM. Let’s dance.

Team Record Possession PDO Power Play Penalty Kill
Washington Capitals 55-17-8 51.8% 102.0 22.4% (4th) 84.8% (4th)
St. Louis Blues 49-23-9 52.7% 101.0 21.8% (6th) 85.0% (3rd)

Projected Lineup

Are the Caps skating today? I don’t even know. Let’s pretend that this is the lineup for today.

Ovechkin – Backstrom – Oshie
Burakovsky – Kuznetsov – Williams
Chimera – Johansson – Wilson
Winnik – Richards – Beagle

Orpik – Carlson
Alzner – Niskanen
Schmidt – Orlov

Holtby

#RMNB9 AHHHHHGEHGEGWEG

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Party bullets:

  • Everyone is welcome
  • If you’re 21 or up
  • No cover
  • Located right by Verizon Center
  • Folks will start arriving around 6:30 PM.
  • There’s a Facebook thing for it
  • We’ll be in the back room
  • Designate a driver, y’all
  • Ian does hugs
  • Peter does not
  • Hug policy for all other RMNBers is up for grabs
  • If you’re gonna do social media things, please use the #RMNB9 hashtag
  • Lots of beer
  • Would someone bring name tags or something please?
  • First five people who sing bailamos to me and then wait for a high five will get a free Kuzy koozie.

Storylines

The Ovi Keg

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Via /r/hockey

Full RMNB Coverage of Caps at Blues

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