This article is over 10 years old

Caps at Islanders Pregame: Here In Your Bedroom

Washington+Capitals+v+New+York+Islanders+xwaPONkOj5Nx

Photo: Bruce Bennett

Are you into teams that are 20 points out of first place?  Can you simply not resist cheering for a team that has sold all real estate in their collective head to Tom Wilson? Ooooo boy, then do I have a team for you. That team is the New York Islanders, whom the Caps will play tonight in Brooklyn.

Get your televisions tuned to CSN for the 7 PM game.

Team Record Possession PDO Power Play Penalty Kill
Washington Capitals 41-10-4 51.7% 102.2 23.7% 83.9%
New York Islanders 30-19-6 51.3% 100.4 19.8% 87%

Projected Lineup

No morning skate, let’s just assume no changes other than in goal because you know what happens when you assume.

Ovechkin – Backstrom – Oshie
Burakovsky – Kuznetsov – Williams
Chimera – Johansson – Wilson
Laich – Richards – Latta

Schmidt – Carlson
Alzner – Niskanen
Orpik – Orlov

Holtby

Here In Your Bedroom

This is Tom Wilson’s song about the New York Islanders. He isn’t just in their head or kitchen, he is residing comfortably in their bedroom.

Steinberg vs Grated Parmesan

Sometimes special stories deserve their own headings in the pregame. Dan Steinberg’s muscular takedown of grated Parmesan cheese is one such example. In the story, and I am not making this part up, Steinberg actually says “I’m no snob,” so that right there is worth the price of admission, which is nothing.

For the record, here are the world’s top 5 cheeses and there can be no argument about it.

  1. Brie
  2. Gouda
  3. Gruyere
  4. Parmesan Reggiano
  5. Cheddar

Special shout-out to all my blue-vein cheeses, all my goat cheeses holding it down in the alpine hills, snooty ol’ Camembert getting paid, and of course Kraft Singles, which my dog seems to like. — Peter

Storylines

Pitcher and Catchers Reporting For Duty!

I love baseball. I love the cerebral aspect of it. I love the leisurely pace that it maintains in a society that is too often filled up with nonsensical busyness. I love going to the ballpark with family and/or friends on a nice summer night. I love enjoying those nice summer nights with a cool beverage, a bag of peanuts, and good conversation with those who are close to my heart. Welcome back, baseball. I’ve missed you.

Full RMNB Coverage of Caps at Islanders

RMNB is not associated with the Washington Capitals; Monumental Sports, the NHLPA, the NHL, or its properties. Not even a little bit.

All original content on russianmachineneverbreaks.com is licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International – unless otherwise stated or superseded by another license. You are free to share, copy, and remix this content so long as it is attributed, done for noncommercial purposes, and done so under a license similar to this one.

zamboni logo