Steve Oleksy’s Swollen Knuckles and Ripped Earlobe (Gross Warning)
Photo: Steve Oleksy's Instagram Hockey players are tough; here's another story about that. Let's go on a trip to PPL Center, where…
Photo: Steve Oleksy's Instagram Hockey players are tough; here's another story about that. Let's go on a trip to PPL Center, where…
Why does he look like he's playing Diablo in his sweatpants? (Photo: @Nail10_1993 I wasn't the only one impressed by Evgeny Kuznetsov's…
Photo: Capitals Instagram Yesterday, Capitals general manager Brian MacLellan spoke to the media about the first half of the Caps' season. A…
Even though Evgeny Kuznetsov is goalless in his last 12 games and scoreless in his last seven, he's been dangerous lately every…
"I think we took our foot off the gas," Jay Beagle said to the Washington Post's Alex Prewitt after Tuesday's loss to…
Can we all agree that we like the beard? (Photo: Patrick McDermott) The Caps' last game before the All-Star Break began crackling with…
When the Caps went on the power play in the second period, Braden Holtby showed off another part of his game that we…
That black disc-like thing is the puck. Alex Ovechkin scored again. Twice actually. In the first period alone. The second one destroyed the net…
Image from Hallskey The Caps lost two in a row in a rather frustrating weekend. I liked how the Caps played for the most…
Photo: Frederick Breedon Last night, as I wrote about Alex Ovechkin fulfilling the birthday wish of a five-year-old at practice, I noticed something…
Photo: Patrick McDermott The Washington Capitals are a dangerous team when they're trailing. We saw this twice last weekend as the Caps…
Photo: @ChuckGormleyCSN After Caps practice concluded on Monday morning, Alexander Ovechkin remained in his skates to welcome another Alexander onto the ice. The…
Heading into the Winter Classic, many Capitals fans noticed something different about Alex Ovechkin. The Russian machine, one of the world's most…
Photo: Bill Smith [Editor's note: Eric Fingerhut is RMNB's ombudsman. You can follow him on Twitter and read his other work on…
The Capitals lost both games of their back-to-back this weekend, but Alex Ovechkin did all he could to keep the Caps close.…
Photo: Glenn James What do you make of a week like that one? The Caps split the week with two wins and two…
Before tonight, back-up goaltender Justin Peters hadn't played in an NHL game since November 29th. In 7 appearances which totaled just 401 minutes…
Photo: Glenn James What were your expectations for Saturday's Caps game? Seriously, I want to know. Two games in as many nights,…
Wardo's face. Four minutes into the second period, the Capitals faced what seemed like an insurmountable three-goal deficit. Instead of giving up,…
If you watched the Caps' pre-game show tonight like I did, you saw some science. While Joe Beninati and Craig Laughlin gave…
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