Alex Ovechkin: If Caps Win Today, ‘I’m Going to Probably Take a Chair’
Photoshop by Ian Oland If the Caps win today in game six, not only will they advance to the second round of…
Photoshop by Ian Oland If the Caps win today in game six, not only will they advance to the second round of…
Thursday's 5-1 win over the New York Islanders was the best Capitals' playoff victory win since 2009. Now, if the Caps can…
And I thought EV-GAINING GROUND was awesome. I want to marry this pun and have all of its pun babies. Thanks for…
In game four, Caps winger Tom Wilson injured Islanders 38-year-old defenseman Lubomir Visnovsky with a clean hit behind the net. That threw gasoline…
Woo! (Photo credit: Alex Brandon) For the last four seasons, the Capitals had been on a steady decline. During their Bruce Boudreau…
Photo: Rob Carr There was a time when we doubted he'd ever show up, but, last March, Evgeny Kuznetsov finally came to the…
Tonight we dance. Also tonight, we witnessed the emergence of Evgeny Kuznetsov as a Caps playoff legend. Scoring two in a thrilling…
Karl Alzner just scored his second goal of the series. Who is this man?! The goal was made possible by a great…
Evgeny Kuznetsov just scored his first career NHL playoff goal. After winning a face-off right back to Karl Alzner, Kuzy skated hard…
We're entering the silly portion of the first round, when accrued animosity and perceived mutually added tire pressure become Major Storylines. It's…
It's possible that tonight will be the final Capitals game at Verizon Center this season. If the Caps lose tonight and on Saturday, that's…
This is random timing, but why not? Over the summer, Andre Burakovsky and Evgeny Kuznetsov participated in the NHL Rookie Showcase. The…
Lubomir Visnovsky leaves the game after being checked by Tom Wilson in the second period. (Photo credit: Bruce Bennett) Last season, searching…
Photo: Mike Stobe As luck would have it, the NHL mic'd up human wrecking ball Tom Wilson for Tuesday night's playoff game between the…
Photo: @WashCaps Tuesday night, the Washington Capitals tied up their first-round playoff series with the New York Islanders on a thrilling overtime goal…
I love Joe Beninati's play-by-play. In fact, I may be his biggest fan. But during Tom Wilson's crushing hit of Lubomir Visnovsky…
Photo: Bruce Bennett Where were you when the Washington Capitals defeated the New York Islanders 11 minutes into overtime? Some of us…
Photo: Bruce Bennett How do you beat Jaroslav Halak? The answer is almost always traffic up front. That's how Alex Ovechkin got…
You're supposed to wait until you're in the dressing room to start crushing beers, but I like Brooks Orpik's enthusiasm here.
You. You and I were not prepared for this game. We weren't girded for the emotional tumult and unrelenting attack. We just…
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