Caps vs Rangers Pregame: May the Fourth
Today is the sixth anniversary of what was arguably the greatest game in Capitals franchise history. Playing the Pittsburgh Penguins in the second…
Today is the sixth anniversary of what was arguably the greatest game in Capitals franchise history. Playing the Pittsburgh Penguins in the second…
Photo: WHL Capitals prospect and WHL star Madison Bowey scored two goals in game six of the Western Conference Finals as his…
Photo credit: Frank Franklin II At 12:40 p.m. on Saturday, Jay Beagle won the opening faceoff of game two of Metropolitan Division…
Washington Capitals players debuted My Man hats and Honest Abe t-shirts at the beginning of the postseason. The apparel is for players…
With 14 minutes left in game two, the Rangers' Derick Brassard found himself all alone in front of Braden Holtby. With Matt…
Photo credit: Bruce Bennett Alex Ovechkin has never made it past the second round of the playoffs. It's a trite fact, but…
Photo credit: Frank Franklin II Down two goals to the New York Rangers at the tail end of the second period on…
Photo: Kyle Mace / Chocolate Hockey The Hershey Bears had a big night on Friday. They won 10-4, completing the best-of-five series…
During game one, New York Rangers' pest Tanner Glass tried to rattle Braden Holtby by spearing him in the neck. At that…
Photoshop by me A few days ago, The Washington Post revealed that one of Evgeny Kuznetsov's nicknames inside the Caps locker room…
He scored while falling like this. Really. Holy hell. In game two, Alex Ovechkin scored one of the greatest goals of his…
Photo: Chris Gordon The thing about hockey games, or at least one of the things about hockey games, is that they are…
The Capitals are clawing their way out of a two-goal, and it's Evgeny Kuznetsov who is digging deepest. After getting denied on…
Ward smiling after Derek Stepan tries punching him. The Washington Capitals won game one at Madison Square Garden in surprisingly easy fashion--…
I chose this picture of Crosby at Worlds for the top image of this pregame story because I'm a jerk. Good morning, Caps…
Image by me In the playoffs (minus that one time), Joel Ward is as clutch as that guy who tight-roped over Niagara…
Photo: Mike Stobe During this year's playoff run, Alex Ovechkin has celebrated harder for his teammates' goals than his own. After Joel…
Photo: Jared Silber A few years ago, Dan Steinberg asked Joel Ward why his teammates call him The Big Cheese. “Just the…
I have so many jokes about this picture, but Ian won't let me make any. The rested Rangers came out flying in…
Photo: Jared Sibler The Capitals take a 1-nothing lead into the intermission thanks to Alex Ovechkin's latest mindblowing goal. In a late-period…
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