The cutest and best.
The Edmonton Oilers came to town on Monday. It was a pretty bad game, kinda like there was a very slow gas leak at ice level that affected only the guys in red sweaters.
There was a first period.
And there was a second period.
And then in the third period, Dmitry Orlov unleashed a magical shot to pull a rabbit out of a hat. Caps beat Oilers 1-0.
Last time these two teams met, they combined for 11 goals. They just need 11 to match that late in the second.
— Ted Starkey (@TedStarkey) November 24, 2015
— Sheena (@CAPLDY) November 24, 2015
Locker wearing an acid trip around his neck.
Boring, bad game — until it wasn’t! That’s really all I got.
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