Fresh off being further embarrassed by the Tyler Seguin trade, the Bruins come to town to face a Caps team that’s looking to bounce back from an uneven performance against Rangers on Tuesday.
Before we fully shift our focus to tonight’s game, lets revisit the hug heard ’round the world. Non-Flawed Human Nate Schmidt spoke on the subject today and said that getting hugged by Alex Ovechkin is like getting hit by a bus.
Peter, who also speaks for me on this topic, is so excited that he’s tweeting about his nipples.
Back to the Bruins. Let’s check in on their psyche:
Krejci on Caps: "Well, it would be nice to score a goal against those guys. It’s been a long time."
— Boston Bruins (@NHLBruins) November 5, 2015
In your head, Krejci! In. Your. Head.
Schmidt’s team plays at 7 PM. The trusty CSN channel on your teevee has the coverage.
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Per your friend and mine, Katie Brown:
Ovechkin – Kuznetsov – Oshie
Johansson – Backstrom – Williams
Chimera – Beagle – Burakovsky
Laich – Latta – Wilson
Orpik – Carlson
Alzner – Niskanen
Orlov – Schmidt
If Cali Swag District had a redo, I’d bet they’d rename this jam.
Brad Marchand or Zac Rinaldo? My money is on the latter.
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