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One of my favorite movies of all-time is Hugo, so let it be know that I’ve always been a huge Chloe Grace Moretz fan. She’s a brilliant actor, but I’m having a hard time appreciating that right now. The reason? She loves the New York Islanders.
Now that’s fine. I can handle her liking another team, even the club that is trying to knock the Capitals out of the playoffs. I appreciate anyone who’s a passionate hockey fan (and respectful).
But her troll-level is so, so very high. Here’s a sampling.
#Islanders, let’s kill them tonight. #CapsSuck #SorryCaps
A video posted by Chloe Grace Moretz (@chloegmoretz) on
Maybe not the best verb to use here.
Islanders we here ! pic.twitter.com/DeMcbKrj2U
— Chloë Grace Moretz (@ChloeGMoretz) April 25, 2015
1-0 baby bye bye caps
— Chloë Grace Moretz (@ChloeGMoretz) April 25, 2015
Open net never works caps..
— Chloë Grace Moretz (@ChloeGMoretz) April 16, 2015
3-1 boom @NYIslanders
— Chloë Grace Moretz (@ChloeGMoretz) April 16, 2015
Game 7 here they come #islanders
A video posted by Chloe Grace Moretz (@chloegmoretz) on
A photo posted by Chloe Grace Moretz (@chloegmoretz) on
Chloe, I wish you the best in your career. I wish for you many Oscars and People’s Choice awards. But on Monday, I wish for you to feel the ultimate sadness when the Isles lose game seven.
Let’s go Caps.
P.S. Do NOT send rude or mean messages to Chloe. If you do, you are dead to us.
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