This might be the most important game of the season. The Bruins, on a hot streak, have surged from no-man’s land. The Capitals are injured and sick, they can’t score to save their lives right now, they’re basically out of the division race, and they’re barely holding onto a wild card spot.
This a four-point game, and it will factor large into who does what after April 11.
7:30 PM on NBC Sports. I’m going to puke.
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With all the injured players and call-ups and stuff, I have no idea what the lines will be. So instead, here’s a picture of the Black Lodge from Twin Peaks, which I think captures the spirit of the moment.
Vi Hart vs Pi
Uh… no spoilers, but tonight’s episode of The Walking Dead will be brutal. Maybe the game will be over by then.
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