Coming into Tuesday, the Pittsburgh Penguins had been shut out by Braden Holtby in two consecutive games. To try and shake him, the Penguins crashed the net on every play.
That’s cool and all, but the Holtbeast wasn’t impressed. Especially when Chris Kunitz got a wee bit too close to his manimal cage.
Holtby’s like GTFO.
…And that’s when Sidney Crosby strikes!
Then he turns around and gives Holtby his best sass face.
This is why Sidney Crosby’s about as popular as Pierre McGuire.
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