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Caps vs Pens Pregame: Desperate Much?

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When you’re on a four-game losing slump, the very best thing you can do is play one of your biggest rivals on the second day of a back-to-back.

The Pens are pretty banged up, but the Capitals are full-on desperate right now. I’m expecting fireworks. It’s on that NBC Sports’ rivalry night thing at 8 PM.

Crash the net.

Team Record Possession PDO Power Play Penalty Kill
Washington Capitals 24-14-9 52.5% 100.1 23.9% 80.1%
Pittsburgh Penguins 27-12-8 52.3% 100.7 23.0% 87.1%

Projected Lineup

What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing that you did mattered?

Optional skate today. Here were the lines last night. We’re expecting Holtby in net again.

Ovechkin – Backstrom – Burakovsky
Johansson – Kuznetsov – Brouwer
Laich– Fehr– Ward
Chimera  – Beagle – Wilson

Orpik – Carlson
Alzner – Niskanen
Hillen – Green

Holtby

Protect the Steps!

After the game, Pens fans tend to gather at the steps of the American Art Museum. Of course we will be gracious and welcoming to them, but we’ll also be louder and prouder.

Just a thought, maybe we sing this at them?

Tonight we dance
I leave my life in your hands
We take the floor
Nothing is forbidden anymore
Don’t let the world be my side
Don’t let a moment go by
Nothing can stop us tonight
Bailamos
Let the rhythm take you over
Bailamos
Te quiero amor mio
Bailamos
Wanna live this life forever
Bailamos
Te quiero amor mio
Te quiero

Either way, I’m sure we’ll all be nice and polite to the filthy brutes.

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