Tonight at 7 PM, the Capitals will host the New Jersey Devils at Verizon Center. The Devils are undefeated and looking pretty boss, unless you actually look at how they play, and then they’re kinda boring. The game is on CSN-DC, and you don’t need to worry about there being any conflicts with baseball because… well… yeah.
|Team||Record||Possession||PDO||Power Play||Penalty Kill|
|New Jersey Devils||3-0-0||41.88%||119||25%||82.4%|
Per Alex Prewitt, looks like Fehr has vacated his spot on the top line to help out the struggling third. That’s an… interesting decision.
Ovechkin – Backstrom – Brouwer
Johansson – Burakovsky – Laich
Chimera – Fehr – Ward
Brown – Kuznetsov – Latta
Orpik – Carlson
Alzner – Niskanen
Schmidt – Green
I love you, Bub.
On a very special episode of Gracepoint (FOX, 10 PM), someone named Mark is caught in a lie and subsequently brought in for questioning; someone named Gemma opens up to the detectives (there, apparently, are detectives); and someone named Carver has a chat with someone named Ellie’s husband, who is someone named Tom.
A fun game I like to play while watching that show is Good Actor/Bad Actor, where you try to figure out who the good actor is in each scene and who the bad actor is. Hint: David Tennant is never the bad actor.
It’s that time of year when some kids from your old college wear an awful costume, end up on the internet, and embarrass you.
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