Welcome, everyone, to 2014. A long year stretches out before us, and now seems the appropriate time to express our hopes and dreams for the Washington Capitals. Join me, if you will, below the fold for maybe the dumbest four and a half minutes of your day.
And yes, “What did I just watch?” was the reaction I was going for.
Russian Machine Never Breaks is not associated with the Washington Capitals; Monumental Sports, the NHL, or its properties. Not even a little bit.
All original content on russianmachineneverbreaks.com is licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported (CC BY-NC-SA 3.0)– unless otherwise stated or superseded by another license. You are free to share, copy, and remix this content so long as it is attributed, done for noncommercial purposes, and done so under a license similar to this one.