In a new commercial for Scotiabank, we find Washington Capitals mascot Slapshot hanging out with his homies SJ Sharkie, Stinger, Carlton the Bear, Sparky the Dragon, and Fin the Whale. They are at a diner having a nice breakfast, but problems arise when the mascots have to pay for the bill. Instead of going dutch, they curiously decide to play roulette with their credit cards.
Tough break for Fin.
Later, though, he comfort ate and gnawed on Anne Heche’s head.
Thanks to @DanteJones827 for sending us the video.
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