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    Home / Opinion / The Sasha Cares Bar Graph

    The Sasha Cares Bar Graph

    By Peter Hassett

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    August 17, 2011 10:33 pm

    Alex Semin

    Photo credit: Chris Gordon

    It was just another quiet August morning …until Neil Greenberg totally ruined it. Finding an interview between Matt Bradley and TGOR radio in Ottawa, Neil alerted the world using the twitters.

    And then, sadly, no one on the internet wrote about it.

    In the interview Matt Bradley seems to characterizes the Washington locker room as having a certain nonchalance, a malaise, insouciance, and probably other French words, too. Bottom line: Bradley thinks the Caps don’t care. And one player is called out by name: Alexander Semin.

    But we think Sasha cares. We know Sasha cares. How do we know?

    WE MADE UP A BAR GRAPH.

    Sasha Cares

    Sasha Cares

    Oh man. Good times right there. Belly laughs all around. Wakka wakka wakka. But that’s it. We don’t have any more jokes— OH CRAP HERE COMES ANOTHER!

    Sasha Cares 2: Pig in the City

    Sasha Cares 2: Pig in the City

    Bar graphs by Ian Oland.

    Alex Semin, Bar Graph, Beefing, Matt Bradley
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