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The Habs have the Capitals on the ropes after 40 minutes of play. Will the best third period team in the NHL…
The Habs have the Capitals on the ropes after 40 minutes of play. Will the best third period team in the NHL…
When you love something, you can either: A) Set them free. If they return, they truly loved you back. If they do…
The Washington Capitals have forgotten how to score. Except for Eric Fehr's half-forgotten memory of a goal in the third period, the…
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As anchor and reporter for Comcast SportsNet in D.C., Michael Jenkins has brought oodles of personality to sports coverage in the area.…
For the first 10 minutes of tonight's potentially series-ending contest, the Washington Capitals went through the motions and were subsequently dominated in…
How tough are hockey players? After taking a stick to the mush in the first period, Eric Belanger ripped his own tooth…
Tonight, the Montreal Canadiens needed to respond. After being taken to the woodshed Monday night, it was time for the Habs to…
[UPDATED YET AGAIN] [UPDATED BELOW] Our favorite beat reporters, Tarik El-Bashier (The Washington Post) and Corey Masisak (hired gun), are on the…
Tonight's exhilarating win in Montreal was marred by some nonsense. A small, but vocal segment of the Canadiens fan base took it…
Ovechkin hails his Canadiens fans after his second-period goal (AP Photo/The Canadian Press,Ryan Remiorz) Finally, the Washingon Capitals finish a game in…
Following Ovie's first goal, the fourth of the game, Nicklas Backstrom cradled Alex Ovechkin by the face and showed him how to…
Semyon Varlamov takes over for Jose Theodore (Photo by Bruce Bennett/Getty Images) In his last appearance in net, Jose Theodore allowed two…
While you're Rocking the Red at the Verizon Center during this playoff season, you might accidentally run into such esteemed ticket-holders as…
[Ed. note - Our apologies, but tonight's game mandates celebration. We're going to cut the recap short so that we can celebrate!]…
The time for analysis is through. This was the wrong kind of game to open the post-season especially after last year's bitter…
Thursday will mark the fifth time the Montreal Canadiens and Washington Capitals face off this season. The Internets are awash with intelligent…
In accordance with no one in particular, Russian Machine Never Breaks proudly presents #beardpact. From Thursday morning until the night Alex Ovechkin…
To prepare for the playoffs, we at RMNB were compelled to revamp our store. Gone are the Bruce WTF, inSEMINation & We…
Via Tarik El-Bashir, Bruce Boudreau has confirmed what we all freakin' knew: Jose Theodore is our man. Jose has a .911% save…
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