Capitals Fall Hard to Kings 2-1, Lose Third Straight
The Russian Machine doesn't have much to say about the Capitals 2-1 loss the Los Angeles Kings today. It was crap. In…
Capitals Make Bold Trade For Jason Chimera: Our Analysis
The Washington Capitals made a trade this week, picking up Jason Chimera from the Columbus Blue Jackets for Chris Clark and Milan…
Wednesday Webhits: The Frost King’s Best Links Of The Week
Week two of The Frost King's Webhits - out of 156* - has links looking at how well the Capitals' goalies perform…
A Shirtless Brooks Laich, Sergei Fedorov Fights & NBC “Gets It”
Since this weekend brought us so many freakishly weird things, like my mother getting a "Slanket" (a rip off version of the…
Capitals Re-sign Alex Semin To One Year Extension
General Manager George McPhee just announced that the Washington Capitals agreed to a one year extension with superstar Left Winger Alex Semin.…
Alex Ovechkin Addresses Olympics & Kovalchuk-to-DC Rumors
Here is an interview between Dmitri Chesnokov and Alex Ovechkin that was published today on Sovetsky Sport's Website and translated by Fedor…
Kaitlyn’s Capital Drawings
Other than Nicklas Backstrom's terrible attempt at a water-color painting, we here at Russian Machine Never Breaks LOVE, LOVE, LOVE artwork. And…
A Capitals Christmas
Merry Christmas Eve from everyone here at Russian Machine Never Breaks! As our writers disperse across the state to spend time with…
Do The Caps Need An Enforcer? Russian Machine Says Sorta
It’s a question that was posed on Capitals Insider last week and last time I checked 60% were against and 40% for…
Wednesday Webhits: The Frost King’s Best Links Of The Week
Daniel Moroz, or The Frost King as some of us know him, will for now on be providing a weekly segment called…
T-Shirt Tuesday – The Official Russian Machine Portrait T-Shirt
Welcome all to another T-Shirt Tuesday. Exciting right? For our second shirt, we've put our official portrait of the Russian Machine on…
Ian’s Take: What Should The Capitals Do With Alex Semin?
As an artist, do you know what I love? Flash. No not, Tomas Fleischmann, you fool. I love flair. I love skill.…
Dan’s Take: What Should the Capitals Do With Alex Semin?
Before I jump into the fray, there are a few things I wanted to note upfront: (1) I don’t have any experience…
Brandon’s Take: What Should the Capitals Do With Alex Semin?
Let's say you worked as a manager at Bob Evans. One of your cooks is an aloof guy who rarely speaks to…
What Should The Capitals Do With Alex Semin – Intro
With all this talk about the Caps potentially taking a run at Ilya Kovalchuk, I figured it was as good a time…
Epic Comeback! Caps trounce Oilers 4-2
This Caps fan has tonight lost his voice from shouting at the meh-definition signal from Comcast SportsNet Plus. You can't blame me;…
Chris Clark vs. Steve Staios Fight
If some of you missed it, since nothing happened here except bear hugs and helmet punching, here is the fight between Washington…
Awesome Jeff Schultz Somehow Gets Free Pass With Own Goal
Last night on Twitter, while I was in character, a few requests were made to me after the Caps 3-2 Loss to…
T-Shirt Tuesday Wednesday – Our T-Shirt Store Grand Opening
Okay, so this post's actually a day late, but I wanted to officially invite you to the Grand Opening of our new…
