When Bets Involving Spandex Go Wrong: Everything You Need to Know About the Ian Oland Apology Tour
Photo: Chris Gordon Editor's note: Hockey Prospectus projected Troy Brouwer to score 21 or 22 goals this season. Ian did not consult the…
Photo: Chris Gordon Editor's note: Hockey Prospectus projected Troy Brouwer to score 21 or 22 goals this season. Ian did not consult the…
Last week, we spoke to Washington Capitals forward Troy Brouwer about his world-famous Brouwer Bombs. "Timing," Brouwer said, when I asked him…
The Washington Capitals have gotten a little more silly this season, and that's right up our alley. Sure, they're still all business…
The last few weeks have been enough to turn even the most stalwart of Caps fans unhinged and overstressed monsters. It'd be…
With each game he plays, Evgeny Kuznetsov grows more comfortable on the ice. On Saturday morning, twelve hours after recording his first…
Coming soon to warmups near you: Ian Oland in spandex. With an empty-net goal against Toronto Sunday, Troy Brouwer netted his 20th…
Richmond-native Chelsea D. had been looking forward to this day for months. The 23-year-old sociology major from VCU has been a Washington…
Yep. (Photos by Chris Gordon) Wednesday night, the Washington Capitals held their fourth annual Casino Night at the Pentagon City Sheraton. Fans…
Photo: J. Pat Carter For most of this season, Troy Brouwer’s lack of production has been one of the biggest holes in…
Photo: Capital Hill's @md_dc Saturday morning was a time for ceremonial hockey hardware to be awarded. Team Finland beat John Carlson and…
Moar jokes from these two! Before the Washington Capitals left for Olympic break, I asked the non-Olympian players what their predictions were…
Before Saturday's game, I visited Kettler Capitals Iceplex and asked players for their Olympic picks. With the Caps sending five players to…
The game can wait. Washington Capitals Alex Ovechkin continued his blistering scoring pace tonight in front of the fifth most powerful man…
Photo credit: Rob Carr Washington Capitals head coach Adam Oates has been searching for five-on-five production all season. While Alex Ovechkin has…
Monumental's Rinkside Updates are becoming must-watch videos. Not really for the exclusive insight they are supposed to bring, but rather because of the…
Photo credit: Patrick McDermott This season, Alex Ovechkin’s shot has been an unstoppable force of destruction. Ovi has registered 31 goals. His…
The sweaters on sale. (All photos by Chris Gordon) A couple weeks ago, the Washington Capitals released a magisterial Christmas video in…
[Editor's Note: Though he's one of the best players in the world, Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin is also a normal guy…
Washington Capitals forward Eric Fehr absorbed a scary hit a little more than halfway through a sleepy Caps-Panthers game. Florida's Erik Gudbranson…
Photo: @tbrouwer20 The struggles of Troy Brouwer have been a long-running subplot in our weekly stat snapshot series. With just two goals and…
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