When They’re Bad They’re Horrid: Devils Beat Caps, 5-0
From the exasperated facial expressions of babes... (Photo credit: Mitchell Layton) How many times have we said "this is the worst game…
From the exasperated facial expressions of babes... (Photo credit: Mitchell Layton) How many times have we said "this is the worst game…
The PreGame: Close your eyes for a moment. Now fling your head out the window. Wait. Stop that. Open window, fling head,…
Screengrab by: @recordsandradio If I had told you in October that a late-February game against the Islanders would be one of the…
You thought you've been through the hard times already, right? Wrong. The Washington Capitals' pathetic bumbling against the Carolina Hurricanes was their…
Photo credit: Eliot J. Schechter Two sweet, sweet regulation points. By winning this game, the Caps pulled within two points of division-leading…
This goal bounced off Holtby's helmet and rolled down his back. It was that kind of night. (Photo credit: Greg Flume) This…
Photo: Greg Fiume The Washington Capitals reclaimed the Southeast Division lead with a thunderous victory over the Florida Panthers, who kind of…
Photo credit: Alan Diaz The Washington Capitals have three dates with the Florida Panthers in February, and these games will determine their…
Photo credit: Michael Martin For those of you who stayed up late Saturday with the hopes of getting an up-close-and-personal look at…
Photo credit: Mitchell Layton With two wins in their rear view, the Washington Capitals hoped to end their homestand by beating up…
Chimmer with the game-winner. Now, let's go eat a Turkey dinner. (Photo credit: Evan Vucci) Two nights ago, Alex Semin was banished…
Photo credit: Abelimages Hockey Night in Canada. The Washington Capitals hoped to earn Bruce Boudreau's 200th NHL win against his old team.…
Capitals offensive stud Jeff Schultz may be, you know, Canadian but that didn't stop him from participating in a "dramatic reading" of…
Evgeny Kuznetsov poses with George McPhee and Ross Mahoney (Photo: Bruce Bennett) Each off-season I catch up on my reading. I alternate…
Balls. (Photo credit: Greg Fiume) It's been awhile since you've added a tally to your wins list, eh? The Washington Capitals hosted…
What can't Knuble do? (Photo credit: Graig Abel) In their first game of the final back-to-back of the season, the Capitals found…
Just another night at the office for Ovechkin: a goal, two assists and the invention of a new dance. (Photo credit: Mitchell…
(Photo credit: Luis M. Alvarez) Risking dropping their second straight game to a sub-par team, the Washington Capitals were rescued by none…
Photo credit: Rob Carr Not all goals are created equal. A team scoring first has almost twice the win percentage of a…
#GoodSasha (Photo credit: Paul Bereswill) The Washington Capitals are in the 2011 Stanley Cup Playoffs. Now, don't start panicking. The Caps of…
RMNB is not associated with the Washington Capitals; Monumental Sports, the NHLPA, the NHL, or its properties. Not even a little bit.
All original content on russianmachineneverbreaks.com is licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International – unless otherwise stated or superseded by another license. You are free to share, copy, and remix this content so long as it is attributed, done for noncommercial purposes, and done so under a license similar to this one.