Alex Ovechkin Doesn’t Quit… Shopping at Nike Store, Evgeny Kuznetsov Has to Carry Bags
In Narrative Land, the biggest story in the hockey world today was Adam Oates calling out Alex Ovechkin for quitting on the…
Why Did Evgeny Kuznetsov and Dmitry Orlov Make Faces in that Instagram Photo?
This illustration will make sense at the bottom. I promise. By all accounts, Evgeny Kuznetsov’s move to North America has been a success,…
Evgeny Kuznetsov and Dmitry Orlov Make Funny Faces (Photo)
Photo: @kuzya92 Approximately 49.31 percent of all RMNB traffic comes from players making funny faces: Chimera, Ovechkin, Oates. If a Capital player has made a…
Caps Russians in LA: Dmitry Orlov Loses Rock, Paper, Scissors, Has to Carry Ovechkin and Kuznetsov’s Bags
After defeating the Anaheim Ducks on Tuesday, head coach Adam Oates gave the team the day off on Wednesday. That means the…
Dmitry Orlov Re-signs With Capitals: Two Years, Two Million Per
Photo: Evan Vucci The Washington Capitals have announced that they have signed defenseman Dmitry Orlov to a two-year contract worth an average…
We’re Pretty Sure Alex Ovechkin Tried to Win a Raffle to Meet Alex Ovechkin
Photos: Chris Gordon The Capitals held their annual Casino Night on Wednesday, where fans dropped serious cash on live and silent auctions. Caps…
Gambling with Play Money: Caps Casino Night in Photos
Yep. (Photos by Chris Gordon) Wednesday night, the Washington Capitals held their fourth annual Casino Night at the Pentagon City Sheraton. Fans…
Actually, Maybe the Caps Don’t Need a Top-Four Defenseman After All
Photo: Rob Carr We've assumed for so long that the problem with the Caps is lack of defensive depth. I'd wager 90%…
Dmitry Orlov Suspended Two Games for Hit on Brayden Schenn
Comcast Sportsnet Philadelphia is reporting that the Department of Player Safety has suspended Dmitry Orlov two games for his boarding hit on Brayden…
The Risk and Reward of Dmitry Orlov and Mike Green
Photo: Evan Vucci Thursday night, defense partners Mike Green and Dmitry Orlov were on the ice for two goals against. On Florida’s…
Dmitry Orlov Boards Brayden Schenn, May Face Suspension (GIF)
The shame. Dmitry Orlov was having the game of his life. He scoarlov'd twice against the Philadelphia Flyers. He was playing smart,…
Scoarlov II: Jason Chimea’s Leg Lift Makes Way for Dmitry Orlov’s Second
Photo: Rob Carr In the first period, Dmitry Orlov scored his first goal since December 15th. In the second period, Dima got…
Scoarlov: Dmitry Orlov Scores Second Goal of Year with Perfect Shot From Slot (GIF)
The Washington Capitals had their second straight matinee on Sunday, this time taking on the Philadelphia Flyers. And on Washington's first goal…
Caps Players Share Their Olympic Vacation Plans (Video)
Moar jokes from these two! Before the Washington Capitals left for Olympic break, I asked the non-Olympian players what their predictions were…
The Capitals Make Their Olympic Predictions And Apparently It’s “Canada All The Way” (Video)
Before Saturday's game, I visited Kettler Capitals Iceplex and asked players for their Olympic picks. With the Caps sending five players to…
Dirty Hit? Matt Martin Boards Dmitry Orlov (GIF)
Eighteen minutes into the second period of Tuesday's Capitals-Islanders game, New York's Matt Martin boarded Dmitry Orlov. About 15 feet inside the…
Standings Free Fall: Devils Top Caps 2-1
Ugh. (Photo: Andy Marlin) Just like Alex Ovechkin, ya boy Peter was out with an injury tonight. Undisclosed for those asking. I’m…
Not Again: Rangers Slam Caps 4-1
Photo: Scott Levy Coming into Friday night, the Caps had been playing well. On Tuesday and Wednesday, they nearly beat two of…
Calle Johansson Discusses the Capitals’ Defense
Johansson (red) laughs during the preseason Capitals Alumni Game. (Photo: Chris Gordon) The Washington Capitals' defense allows the second most shots per…
Analyzing the Canes’ OTGWG: The Capitals Make Way Too Many Mistakes
Photo credit: Rob Carr In overtime, unless you're a really bad hockey team or extremely good at shootous, you play to win…
