If you ask us, he’s the greatest goal-scorer in NHL history.
When a Caps Prospect goes above and beyond the call of duty, a one paragraph summary in Prospect Watch does not suffice.…
The Washington Capitals hosted the Carolina Hurricanes in a pleasant matinee of stick'n'puck and HOLY WOW I SAW THE CAPS WIN IN…
Nicky calmly celebrates his second period goal while Ovi spazzes out. (Photo credit: Gregg Forwerck) Unquestionably, the Washington Capitals came into tonight's…
Braden Holtby's body language says it all. (Photo credit: Bill Kostroun) It was like the end of the Wild Bunch if the…
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Ovechkin is out of sorts. Does anyone know why? (Photo credit: Mitchell Layton) Semin cooled off, Marcus Johansonn started to heat up,…
Marcus Johansson records the night's first goal. (Photo credit: Mitchell Layton/Getty Images) The Washington Capitals are designed by a higher power to…
A despondent Braden Holtby looks on after giving up the third goal of the night. (Photo credit: John Bazemore) When Joe B.…
The new Alex Ovechkin DVD came out today to much aplomb. Surely, you've seen the trailer. Hopefully you've followed along as Dan…
Braden Holtby heeds the direction of Bruce Boudreau during Caps practice at HSBC Arena. [Ed. note - Was it oversight, kismet, or…
"Can you believe we won this???" (Photo credit: Greg Fiume) This third meeting of the Washington Capitals and Atlanta Thrashers was not…
Thanks to a helpful tip via email, RMNB brings to you the exclusive sneak peak of the next DVD you will buy,…
Alex Semin's raspberry of hatful determination. (Photo credit: Nick Wass) You know that video game where you fight Dr. Wily, and you…
You'd think the Capitals, after suffering two consecutive beatdowns at the hands of the Boston Bruins, would have the good sense not…
Sidney Crosby vs. Alex Ovechkin is the overriding narrative for the Winter Classic. You just know Doc, J.R., Milbury, and weird old…
Bad stick penalties, better goals. Vintage Sasha. (Photo credit: Mitchell Layton) The upshot: The Caps squeak by an uneven bout with the…
CSN's intro videos have always been well done, but this one takes the cake. Going high concept, Joe Beninati and a dedicated…
The Capitals are undefeated in games in which Boyd Gordon plays. (Photo credit: Greg Fiume) Another week has passed, and we saw…
DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (All photos by Jeff McIntosh) Halloween. This is the time of year when the eerie and unlikely are commonplace. This is…
People don't understand the true meaning of Halloween. It's not about collecting candy or doing keg stands at Peter's house; it's about…
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