If you ask us, he’s the greatest goal-scorer in NHL history.
We here at RMNB are creative. Peter Hassett is an incredibly gifted musician (here's one of my favorite songs), Fedor stays up…
In my foosball house rules, this goal doesn't count. (AP Photo/Nick Wass) Two things tend to bug the Caps: early games and…
Sorry, we thought the photo should be extra big tonight. The Washington Capitals took too long to suit up for tonight's appointment…
Some of the Caps' best games this season have been against the Tampa Bay Lightning, and tonight was no exception. Marking Captain…
Above Tatiana Ovechkina (left) sits with her son Alex (middle) many years ago. Today, March 19th, is Tatiana Ovechkina's 60th birthday. In…
I'll be honest, I've never been more bored by a drubbing than tonight's 7-3 Caps victory over the Florida Panthers. Maybe it…
The world is not fair. Our man, Tarik El-Bashir, broke the news a few minutes ago: Ovechkin has been suspended two games…
At around 2:00pm, after Alex Ovechkin was tossed and Chicago was starting the third period with a 3-0 lead, I got a…
[Ed. note- Our apologies. Peter takes losses hard and then gets grumpy.] Inconsolable. Bah grumble grumble gah shucks snizzelfritz. Humbug dang meh…
Um, no. Thanks @ngreenberg!
After seeing this video today by Loffen, we think yes. This incredibly awesome clip includes almost every hit Alex Ovechkin has given…
Sorry for the delays, everyone. Busy night. The Capitals are now 40% through their longest home stint of the season, and it's…
Fedor Fedin has finally returned, from his own self-imposed "Olympic Break," and checks in with a new translation. This interview was conducted…
The Capitals, who are 24-3-3 at home this year, currently have a club-record 12 straight wins and look for (unlucky?) number 13…
Everything is right in the world. Let's put behind us the Olympic tournament, the three-game slide, and the trade chaos. For the…
Sportswriter and TV personality Michael Wilbon shared this opinion about Alex Ovechkin: [He] is bordering on out of control. He'd do well…
Here are some reflections of the Canada and Russia game in the words of players, coaches and famous analysts back home in…
In a blog post for The Hockey News, Edward Fraser lays into Alexander Oveckin, following his recent incident with some dude with…
Alex Ovechkin and his friends have left Vancouver by now, and surely that's a good thing. For the greatest conglomeration of hockey…
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