If you ask us, he’s the greatest goal-scorer in NHL history.
Here's a picture of Ovechkin eating snow for the billionth time. (Photo credit: Scott Cunningham) To all our friends stuck on the…
Matt Hendricks celebrates his shoot-out goal. (Photo credit: Mitchell Layton) Last time the Washington Capitals and the New York Rangers met, well...…
GROUP HUG! (Photo credit: Abelimages) The last time the Capitals played on Hockey Night in Canada, they destroyed the Calgary Flames 7-2…
One of the things we love about Russian Machine is how engaged and creative our audience (that's you!) is. All that artwork…
The top line converts, but Ovechkin is pretty mellow. (Photo credit: Lou Capozzola) I know a special place. A magical place. A…
King vs. Shelley: a portrait of pointlessness. (Photo credit: Len Redkoles) The Washington Capitals quenched their wanderlust, beginning their 15-game voyage (only…
Jason Chimera's bank shot off Bryan Elliott merits celebration. (Photo credit: Greg Fiume) The Washington Capitals came back to earn a crucial…
Sorry. Had to cheer myself up somehow. (Photo credit: Macaulay Culkin) Did you think Wednesday's shutout loss to the Lightning was the…
Just lie down, Schultzy. It'll all be over soon. (Photo credit: Scott Audette) In Paddy Chayesfsky's Network, seasoned newsman Howard Beale has…
The Swedish War Machine. (Photo credit: Joel Auerbach) The Washington Capitals better get used to playing on the road. With 22 of…
Editor's note: One year ago, Emily Karol gave a newborn RMNB a kick in the pants with her report on the first…
Shave: check. Haircut: check. GWG: double check. (Photo credit: Mitchell Layton) Last time the Washington Capitals and Florida Panthers met, we were…
Photo credit: Greg Fiume Stop me if you heard this one before: Boudreau is making line changes. Not exactly Yoko and the…
There are a lot of excuses reasons why Alex Ovechkin isn't performing like we know the Great 8 can, but the one…
Matt Hendricks beats up Steve Downie blindfolded. (Photo credit: Mitchell Layton) The Washington Capitals hoped the Winter Classic buzz wouldn't interfere with…
Come on, Steve Levy. Ovi's no Russian Spy! Thanks to Kathryn H. for sharing!
Back in October, when Alex Ovechkin used to score goals, I ran a simulation estimating his chances at getting 50 in 50.…
Editor's note: Reader Jerry Moxley is just your average, amateur hockey player, but he has got one of the greatest "meet your…
Photo credit: Gregory Shamus After a year of build-up and three glorious episodes of HBO's 24/7, the Washington Capitals and Pittsburgh Penguins…
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