If you ask us, he’s the greatest goal-scorer in NHL history.
You'd think the Capitals, after suffering two consecutive beatdowns at the hands of the Boston Bruins, would have the good sense not…
Sidney Crosby vs. Alex Ovechkin is the overriding narrative for the Winter Classic. You just know Doc, J.R., Milbury, and weird old…
Bad stick penalties, better goals. Vintage Sasha. (Photo credit: Mitchell Layton) The upshot: The Caps squeak by an uneven bout with the…
CSN's intro videos have always been well done, but this one takes the cake. Going high concept, Joe Beninati and a dedicated…
The Capitals are undefeated in games in which Boyd Gordon plays. (Photo credit: Greg Fiume) Another week has passed, and we saw…
DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (All photos by Jeff McIntosh) Halloween. This is the time of year when the eerie and unlikely are commonplace. This is…
People don't understand the true meaning of Halloween. It's not about collecting candy or doing keg stands at Peter's house; it's about…
Chuck Kobasew starts the scoring for the Wild (Photo Credit: Jim Mone) For those of us wondering if the Caps can string…
Michal Neuvirth robs Eric Staal. (Photo credit: Gregg Forwerck) The Washington Capitals began their transcontinental road trip in style. Undisputed #1 goalie, Michal…
Alex Ovechkin, inches away from a potential goal against New Jersey. (Photo credit: Clydeorama) I know there are some out there that…
This November's issue of GQ magazine (on newsstands everywhere) contains a feature by Michael Idov about Alex Ovechkin called, "Ovechkin With Love."…
The Washington Capitals must have wanted to party after returning from their rowdy victory in Nashville. On Saturday the 16th (and well…
Brooks Laich celebrates his OTGWG. (Photo Credit: Joe Howell) With Tom Poti and Mike Green out due to injury, we all knew…
Have any of you ever wanted to watch some of your favorite NHL players sweat it out on camera? Well if you…
Alex Ovechkin kept his pace for an 82-goal season intact against the Islanders which got me thinking: is 50 in 50 even…
Nicklas Backstrom's first goal of the year is the game-winner! (Photo Credit: Bruce Bennett) The Caps' final game of their three-game residency…
Readers of the blog know I put a lot of stock into numbers to help put context around which players are performing…
Your new desktop background: Ovi's OTGWG. Click to enlarge. (Photo credit: Greg Fiume) Well, you could argue that the Washington Capitals did not…
Ovie converts on the penalty shot. (Photo credit: Greg Fiume/NHLI via Getty Images) In the eternal words of Keanu Reeves, whoa. Tonight's…
If you ask me, this is waaaaaaaaay funnier. S/T to @BigBadRussian for tweeting this!
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