T-Shirt Tuesday Wednesday – Our T-Shirt Store Grand Opening
Okay, so this post's actually a day late, but I wanted to officially invite you to the Grand Opening of our new…
Domination in Denver: Caps beat Avs 6-1
There's a Mike Green-shaped stain on the glass at Denver tonight. The Capitals' 6-1 domination over the Avalanches shouldn't be reduced to…
Michael Nylander’s $4 Million Can Buy You…
10 Major League Baseball players making the league minimum. 66,796 copies of EA Sport's NHL 2010 video game for XBox. 666,666 copies…
Exclusive: Ovechkin Sends Card To Tim Gleason Apologizing
Incredible right? We're only up for a week, and we already have an exclusive. We all know by now that Alex Ovechkin…
Nylander Loaned to Grand Rapids For Good / Caps Fans Rejoice
Per The Washington Post, Tarik El Bashir is reporting that Michael Nylander and his $4.875 Million Annual Cap Hit has finally been…
Tovarich! Caps Defeat Canes in OT 4-3 With Green Game Winner
Lesson learned: Don't split up the Ruskies. You knew the plot already. Mike Knuble's return to active play had an ill portent…
Russian Machine Sometimes Breaks: Your Daily Caps Injury Update
I hope you're sitting down, because I've got some bad news: The Caps have injuries! Unibrowed wonder Semyon Varlamov is out with…
Russian Machine’s First Post
If you’re here at this blog right now, you're here for a reason. It’s either because I managed to goad you into…
