Walker Scores Two! Caps Beat Lightning 5-4!
In their first game with the Capitals, Scott Walker, Joe Corvo, and Eric Belanger got a close-up look at what we've been…
D.C. to NHL: We Want the Winter Classic
"On Tuesday, Ward 4 Councilwoman Muriel Bowser introduced a resolution saying the District wants the NHL to choose D.C. and the Caps…
Aaaaaaand We’re Back! Caps Beat Sabres 3-1.
Everything is right in the world. Let's put behind us the Olympic tournament, the three-game slide, and the trade chaos. For the…
Team Chemistry Not Traded: Capitals Acquire Eric Belanger, Joe Corvo, Milan Jurcina & Scott Walker
[Editor's note: Russian Machine Never Breaks is proud to announce the addition of Neil Greenberg to the fold. You might remember Neil…
Deadline Dealing: Which Capitals Are Most Likely To Be Traded?
Hockey fans everywhere now turn their lonely eyes to the General Managers. Nearly every club in the NHL wants to make some…
Spelunking in the Echo Chamber with Michael Wilbon
Sportswriter and TV personality Michael Wilbon shared this opinion about Alex Ovechkin: [He] is bordering on out of control. He'd do well…
Hershey Bears Continue Dominance With Weekend Sweep
The Hershey Bears concluded a brutal stretch of four games in five mornings/nights today, as they took on the Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins at…
Hershey Bears 
Russian Players, Coaches & Analysts On The Loss To Canada
Here are some reflections of the Canada and Russia game in the words of players, coaches and famous analysts back home in…
This Guy Wants to Suspend Ovechkin for Palming a Camera
In a blog post for The Hockey News, Edward Fraser lays into Alexander Oveckin, following his recent incident with some dude with…
What Went Wrong With Team Russia?
Alex Ovechkin and his friends have left Vancouver by now, and surely that's a good thing. For the greatest conglomeration of hockey…
Russian Machine Has Chernobyl-Like Meltdown
A long time ago, before last night's embarrassing loss to the Canadian Olympic Team and before last year's crushing Game 7 loss…
Russian Lessons Part III: Who Is The Most Popular Hockey Player in Russia?
[Ed Note: First, RMNB taught you how to correctly pronounce the names of some of Russia's Best Hockey Players. Second, RMNB taught…
After Weekend Sweep, Hershey Sets All-Time AHL Record With 20 Straight Home Wins
This past weekend was awesome. Why? Because it was chock full of Hockey at every hour of the day. Sure there was…
USA beats Canada 5-3! Obama Declares Monday National Holiday!
BONUS: Contributer Brandon Oland has composed new lyrics to Canada's national anthem. Sing along to the video below! Oh, Canada You screwed…
Ovechkin Ignores The American Media, Briefly Takes Questions From Russian Journalists After Game
Russia defeated the Czech Republic 4-2 today and it was Alex Ovechkin's "Hit Heard 'Round Vancouver" that forced the key turnover from…
Alex Ovechkin Destroys Jaromir Jagr, Russia Wins 4-2
Clearly, Alex Ovechkin hasn't had enough Big Hits in the Olympics yet. In the third period of a game that would allow…
Alex Ovechkin Loves Big Hits In The Olympics Too
This is totally a secret, so PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE keep this between you and me. Last Thursday night instead of staying up…
Olympics Force Realignment of Hockey Fans
We are currently looking down the barrel of a big hockey day. At noon Pacific Time the re-sorted Team Russia will be…
Alex Ovechkin: Every Time I Play For Russia I Play In The Paint
Earlier today, RussianHockeyFans.com broke the news that Team Russia's First Line was getting an upgrade for tomorrow's game against the Czech Republic.…
The Great Mother of the Great 8
Every time Alex Ovechkin flies off the bench for a shift, you can see in his powerful stride that he will leave…
