Versus Doesn’t Think Alex Ovechkin Is Captain.
Um, no. Thanks @ngreenberg!
Is Alex Ovechkin The Russian Destroyer?
After seeing this video today by Loffen, we think yes. This incredibly awesome clip includes almost every hit Alex Ovechkin has given…
Caps Shut Out Rangers 2-0! But Where’s Ovie?
Sorry for the delays, everyone. Busy night. The Capitals are now 40% through their longest home stint of the season, and it's…
Jose Theodore: #1 With A Bullet
I touched briefly on why I thought the Caps goaltending could get them through a Cup run, and with Jose Theodore’s third…
Theodore and Caps Shut Out Rangers 2-0.
Because we're all getting laid tonight, our gamer is gonna be up very late. So while we're gone, let us know what…
Alex Ovechkin On The Olympics: I Still Have Pains
Fedor Fedin has finally returned, from his own self-imposed "Olympic Break," and checks in with a new translation. This interview was conducted…
Puck Drops 3/6: RMNB Gets You Ready For Caps vs. Rangers
The Capitals, who are 24-3-3 at home this year, currently have a club-record 12 straight wins and look for (unlucky?) number 13…
Do The Caps Have The Goaltending To Win The Cup?
The Washington Capitals added depth on NHL Deadline Day, acquiring forwards Scott Walker and Eric Belanger, and blueliners Joe Corvo and Milan…
Walker Scores Two! Caps Beat Lightning 5-4!
In their first game with the Capitals, Scott Walker, Joe Corvo, and Eric Belanger got a close-up look at what we've been…
D.C. to NHL: We Want the Winter Classic
"On Tuesday, Ward 4 Councilwoman Muriel Bowser introduced a resolution saying the District wants the NHL to choose D.C. and the Caps…
Aaaaaaand We’re Back! Caps Beat Sabres 3-1.
Everything is right in the world. Let's put behind us the Olympic tournament, the three-game slide, and the trade chaos. For the…
Team Chemistry Not Traded: Capitals Acquire Eric Belanger, Joe Corvo, Milan Jurcina & Scott Walker
[Editor's note: Russian Machine Never Breaks is proud to announce the addition of Neil Greenberg to the fold. You might remember Neil…
Deadline Dealing: Which Capitals Are Most Likely To Be Traded?
Hockey fans everywhere now turn their lonely eyes to the General Managers. Nearly every club in the NHL wants to make some…
Spelunking in the Echo Chamber with Michael Wilbon
Sportswriter and TV personality Michael Wilbon shared this opinion about Alex Ovechkin: [He] is bordering on out of control. He'd do well…
Hershey Bears Continue Dominance With Weekend Sweep
The Hershey Bears concluded a brutal stretch of four games in five mornings/nights today, as they took on the Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins at…
Hershey Bears 
Russian Players, Coaches & Analysts On The Loss To Canada
Here are some reflections of the Canada and Russia game in the words of players, coaches and famous analysts back home in…
This Guy Wants to Suspend Ovechkin for Palming a Camera
In a blog post for The Hockey News, Edward Fraser lays into Alexander Oveckin, following his recent incident with some dude with…
What Went Wrong With Team Russia?
Alex Ovechkin and his friends have left Vancouver by now, and surely that's a good thing. For the greatest conglomeration of hockey…
Russian Machine Has Chernobyl-Like Meltdown
A long time ago, before last night's embarrassing loss to the Canadian Olympic Team and before last year's crushing Game 7 loss…
