Haters Gonna Hate
Washington Capitals defenseman Jeff Schultz signed a four-year, $11-million extension on Wednesday, thereby avoiding salary arbitration. So it seems GMGM was not…
More Bang, Less Buck, No Criticism
Now that I have gotten my feelings on free agency out of my system, I’m ready to take a look at some…
This Is Not A Democracy
Photo above taken by Phil of Capitals Outsider It must be hard owning a professional sports team. Every crackpot with an internet…
Alexandre Giroux Signs 1-Way Deal With The Edmonton Oilers.
One of the greatest Bears of all-time has finally left for a legitimate shot to stick in the NHL. Bears first line…
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Olli Jokinen & His Weird-looking Head Move to Russia The Flames
How unreliable are rumors from Russia? Way back on May 5th, journalists from Sportsdaily.ru were declaring that Olli Jokinen would sign with…
Caps Draft More Russians! Part II: Stanislav “Stan” Galiev
On day two of the 2010 NHL Entry Draft in Los Angeles, Capitals' General Manager George McPhee surprised no one by drafting…
Save The Date! RMNB Will Host Party @ Front Page on July 31st!
On Saturday, July 31st, please join Russian Machine Never Breaks and current Miss Virginia USA, Samantha Casey, at The Front Page Arlington,…
Caps Draft More Russians! Part I: Evgeny “Kuzya” Kuznetsov
We feel pretty good about Evgeny Kuznetsov, the Capitals' first-round draft pick. Why?
Why It’s Lombardi Or Bust
Sure, maybe it was stating the obvious when we said the second-line center the Caps should target is Matthew Lombardi, but it's…
They Can Take Our Centers, But They Can’t Take Our Dreams
First, the Montreal Canadiens signed leading scorer Tomas Plekanec to a six-year, $30 million contract on Tuesday. Then, the San Jose Sharks…
Updates from the NHL Awards in Vegas
Jay Mohr, star of something, hosted the NHL Awards in Las Vegas tonight. We watched with bated breath as three beloved players…
Ovechkin, Theodore, and Green at the 2010 NHL Awards
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Chris Bourque Signs with KHL Club Atlant. Sorta.
Readers, we politely remind you of our policy regarding hockey rumors from Russia: Lie down until it goes away. The news out…
Capitals’ 2010-2011 Schedule and Our Blowhard Reactions
The NHL has announced the regular season schedule, and we're not exactly happy about it. Follow us past the jump. We've got…
Andrew Gordon: Mission Accomplished!
It was only one week ago that the Hershey Bears won the Calder Cup in a 4-0 rout. It was their second…
Two UFA Options for Shutdown Defense
Mike Green needs help (Rick Stewart/Getty Images). This week, the Caps free agent picture became clearer as the organization announced they will…
Scenes From The Bears Calder Cup Fan Celebration
Last night was the Hershey Bears Calder Cup party at Giant Center. RMNB could not attend, but our spies are everywhere. From…
Hershey Celebrates Its 11th Championship (The Photos)
Tonight, we had the pleasure of having our own Hershey Correspondent Kyle M. down on the ice as the Hershey Bears celebrated…
The Bears Win The Calder Cup! (The Video)
Via his Flip Camera, Kyle M. captured the scene at Giant Center as the Hershey Bears celebrated their back-to-back titles.
