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R.I.P. The Gray Thing 2009-2013 Happy hockey day. Peeking at RMNB today, you might notice we've made some changes. The new RMNB…
R.I.P. The Gray Thing 2009-2013 Happy hockey day. Peeking at RMNB today, you might notice we've made some changes. The new RMNB…
Maria Kirilenko reached the fourth round of the Australian Open by beating Belgium's Yanina Wickmayer in straight sets. Speaking with Some Guy…
Photo credit: leksandsif.se Wednesday night against BIK Karlskoga (Marcus Johansson's former lockout team), Caps first-round pick Filip Forsberg failed to score a…
Photo credit: Chris Gordon Me neither. Since the Caps last played hockey-- sometime during the Medieval Warm Period, they've lost a few…
The lower bowl of Verizon Center was packed as fans came to welcome back the Caps. (Photos by Chris Gordon) Just four…
Photo credit: @WashCaps Thursday night at Verizon Center, the Washington Capitals held an open practice and offered free concessions to fans to…
Capitals owner Ted Leonsis has been the target of criticism since he was named a "hardliner" during the NHL lockout. We've observed…
Photo credit: Chris Gordon Olie Kolzig is remembered as the greatest goalie in Capitals history. A staple in Washington’s net for over…
Alzner, left, seen here not tweeting. (Photo credit: Chris Gordon) The NHL lockout caused many casualties. Games, fans -- all lost to…
Photo credit: Scanpix Caps seventh-round pick and potential second-generation NHLer Christian Djoos has done it all for Brynas IF in the Swedish…
Sean Leahy at Puck Daddy brings news that Washington's Alex Ovechkin will be a torchbearer at the Sochi 2014 Olympics. This not-all-that-surprising…
Laich (right) gets into a tiff and loses his flaming bucket. Brooks Laich is not an NHL player. He's a hockey player.…
Tuesday morning, the Washington Capitals scrimmaged the Reading Royals at Kettler Capitals Iceplex, winning in a nail biter by a score of…
Noooooo! (Photo credit: Stephen Whyno/The Washington Times) On Tuesday, the Washington Capitals scrimmaged their ECHL affiliate, the Reading Royals, at Kettler Capitals…
Photo credit: Chris Gordon Over the summer, Swedish airbrush artist Dave Gunnarsson released photos of the new goalie mask he painted for…
GIF by welshhockeyfan The book on Matt Hendricks' paralyzing shootout move is out. He skates up to the crease with speed, fakes…
Photo credit: @emilymorgann Coming into training camp, the Washington Capitals had a few question marks around their forwards. Brooks Laich was sidelined…
James and Shannon show off their jerseys at Front Page Arlington. (Photo credit: Ian iPad) On Sunday, the Washington Capitals officially opened…
Photo credit: Tim Stough / Sweetest Hockey on Earth A year ago Caps defenseman Tom Poti was considered washed up. After a pestering…
Alex Ovechkin holds court in the locker room. (Photos by Chris Gordon) Kettler Capitals Iceplex was packed to the brim on Sunday,…
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