No, Screw It, I’m Not Growing a Beard This Time
Since 2010, RMNB has been keeping track of Caps fans' playoff beards under the banner #beardpact. It's been our way of keeping…
Since 2010, RMNB has been keeping track of Caps fans' playoff beards under the banner #beardpact. It's been our way of keeping…
If this shirt is any indication of how Ovi's going to play in the playoffs, I'm excited. Photo credit: @WaltonCaps
[Editor's note: Renee, a long-time Caps season ticket-holder, won the ultimate prize in the Caps annual "Jerseys Off Our Backs" event on…
Remember when we didn't even think there'd be a season this year? Remember when we though the Caps would miss the playoffs?…
Photo credit: Greg Fiume Saturday night revealed the Capitals' playoff foe, and that foe is really, really familiar. The New York Rangers…
A few days ago, when the Caps clinched the Southeast division, Alex Ovechkin was asked how the team celebrated. "Yeah, like, we…
Brad Marchand is a great hockey player. He has a big heart too. His gutless diving, however, has to stop. In the third period of…
King of the league (Photo credit: Jamie Squire) It's official: Alex Ovechkin has won the 2013 Rocket Richard Trophy. Back in February,…
It's becoming a tradition -- one that I truly enjoy. When the Caps win in overtime, Mathieu Perreault freaks out like a…
Photo credit: Patrick McDermott Woohoo! Final game of the season. A month and a half ago, I thought this would be the…
Thanks to @recordsANDradio for first posting.
Photo credit: Mike Hensen After a thrilling third period comeback against the London Knights, the Plymouth Whalers wilted in overtime to Dale…
Illustration by Rachel Cohen [Ed. note: Jason Rogers offers his final pregamer of the year. Follow @PuckBuddys if you dare.] As Boston’s…
The Capitals announced Saturday morning that they have re-signed goalie Michal Neuvirth to a two-year contract worth about $2.5 a year. Neuvirth…
Photo credit: OHL After netting a hat trick against the London Knights in game 2 of the OHL Western Conference Finals, Tom…
GIF by welshhockeyfan Like DC101's Roche and his Doo Doo Time Spectacular, we're apparently taking requests now. Because you demanded it in…
Photo credit: Rob Carr Alex Ovechkin is in the zone. I'm not completely sure what that means but think Peter Parker just after…
Photo credit: Greg Fiume With the Washington Capitals securing the division title on Tuesday night, Thursday's game against Ottawa started off predictably…
Check out the Hendyface! (Photo credit: Patrick McDermott) I was expecting some kind of letdown after the Washington Capitals ensured themselves a…
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