Alex Ovechkin Doesn’t Quit… Shopping at Nike Store, Evgeny Kuznetsov Has to Carry Bags
In Narrative Land, the biggest story in the hockey world today was Adam Oates calling out Alex Ovechkin for quitting on the…
Capitals Sign Defense Prospect Madison Bowey to Three-Year, Entry-Level Contract
Photo: Marissa Baecker/Getty Images North America The Washington Capitals have announced the signing of Madison Bowey, the 18-year-old defenseman selected 53rd overall in…
What the Actual Hell Happened on the Jeffrey Goal? (GIF)
Photo: Patrick Smith When the Washington Capitals gave up two straight breakaways to the Dallas Stars while on their own power play last night,…
Suffering From Laryngitis, Joe Beninati Hopes to Return for Friday’s Caps Game
Photo: @bwillgress The last three Washington Capitals game broadcasts have been different. They've been missing the finely dressed Joe Beninati, who has been…
The Arguments For and Against Firing Adam Oates
Photo: Alex Brandon In Adam Oates' fourth game as head coach for the Washington Capitals, he put Alex Ovechkin on the top…
The Achilles Heel of the Capitals Power Play
Photo: Patrick Smith The Caps are bad at defense and give up a lot of odd-man breaks. Even when they win, Washington…
All Over But the Shouting: Stars beat Caps 5-0
It seems the Washington Capitals didn't have anything left in the tank after that trip through California. Since then, it's been a…
Linesman Slaps Sidney Crosby, Crosby Instinctively Dives
The Caps game is painful, so let's look elsewhere for entertainment. How about Pittsburgh, where Sidney Crosby recorded an assist on Chris Kunitz's…
Upper Deck Produces a Rookie Card for Capitals Emergency Goaltender Brett “Stretch” Leonhardt
His career NHL stats may read 0 wins, 0 losses, 0 goals allowed, and a 0% save percentage, but Brett Leonhardt is…
April Fools: Jason Chimera and Joel Ward Fill In for Mike Vogel and John Walton on Two-Man Advantage (GIF)
We needed this. With all the furor surrounding the Caps currently, Joel Ward and Jason Chimera helpfully hit the release valve by…
RMNB Podcast: Dropping a Fireman’s Carry Facebuster on the 2013-14 Caps
We're back to take a look at the final couple weeks of the Washington Capitals' regular season. Plus, Ian wants to tell…
About Those Birds at Verizon Center
Ace photo by @WashCapsRock On Saturday, I went to my first Washington Capitals game of the season because of the bet I…
Adam Oates’ Crown Jewel: Pairing Jay Beagle and Alex Ovechkin
This photo of Beagle and Ovi celebrating a goal is from 2012. (Photo: Molly Riley) As reported by Adam Vingan, Alex Ovechkin…
Al Koken Calls Everybody Calle Johansson
Photo: Peter Hassett Filling in for Joe B. has to be tough. It’s even harder when you have to do it on…
Troy Brouwer Scores Two Goals Against Predators, Hits Career High
Brouwer laughs at Ian. Seriously, that's what's happening in this photo. (Photo: Patrick Smith) Ian Oland is a very stupid person. In…
Let’s All Thank Nicklas Backstrom For the Standings Point
There's a saying I hate: What have you done for me lately? It's ignorant, brushing off a person's full contributions. But that's…
Predators beat Caps 4-3 (SO), [Put Timely The Walking Dead Reference Here]
Photo: John Russell The weekend hasn't been kind to the Washington Capitals. Aside from the Leafs, the Caps' competition in the wild…
Rich Clune Injures Patrick Wey in Fight, Tom Wilson Eyeballs Him So Hard (GIF)
First-year pro Patrick Wey hit Nashville Predators facepuncher extraordinairre Rich Clune along the benches on Sunday night. That was obviously unacceptable per…
Week 24 Snapshot: Time to Reunite Nicky and Alex
Photo: Mitchell Layton With eight games left to play, the Capitals are two points out of a wild card spot. Columbus (reminder:…
After 18 Years in the NHL, Ageless Wonder Jarome Iginla Looks to Win Stanley Cup with Bruins
Photo: Rob Carr For 10 years, Jarome Iginla was the captain of the Calgary Flames. He was the franchise, in the same…
