Bloody Sasha: Alex Semin Gets High-Sticked Twice in the Same Shift
Photos and GIFs from the lovely and talented welshhockeyfan. On Tuesday, Alex Semin finally earned a point against his former team, an…
Photos and GIFs from the lovely and talented welshhockeyfan. On Tuesday, Alex Semin finally earned a point against his former team, an…
During the Capitals' 5-2 loss to the Islanders Saturday, the team showed resilience coming back from two one-goal deficits. The first comeback…
Photo credit: @mkirilenko Thanks to Maria Kirilenko, we have moar child photos of Alex Ovechkin. To the left, Baby Sasha, wearing suspenders,…
Photo credit: The Washington Times' Stephen Whyno Washington Capitals do-it-all forward Brooks Laich hasn't skated since February 16, so today was sort…
You know you love it. (Photo credit: @HockeyBroph) A few weeks ago, I wrote a post titled Ovi's Bad Hair Day, Holtby's…
Photo credit: Rob Carr Eric Fehr is a lot of things: a good dude, a hard-worker, and a Blue Jays fan (yech).…
Oleksy in his NHL debut. (Photo credit: Patrick McDermott) Down 3-0 after the first period, Caps prospect Steve Oleksy-- playing in his first…
I wrote an essay last summer that deserved a Peabody. It was titled Jonathan Quick Tweets Pics of Rabbit Giving Birth in…
Photos by Chris Gordon The past decade has seen the United States involved in two wars -- one in Iraq, one in…
Note: I'm writing this post heavily medicated and a day after right-leg surgery. Yes, I'm hockey-player tough. While the Washington Capitals got…
GIF by welshhockeyfan Ten minutes into tonight's game, I lost all hope of the Capitals winning. It wasn't the two goals the…
Photo credit: @SuzanneKang For the first time in 290 days, Alex Semin, the 5th greatest goal scorer in Washington Capitals history, was…
John Carlson has had an ugly season. Sure, he's got the third-worst goals-against count in the league, but that's not the true…
Maybe you didn't notice, but my name was missing from all RMNB stories and bylines last week. I was in Las Vegas…
Maria with her Slapshot stuffed animal. Dad gives thumbs up. (GIF by welshhockeyfan) Attending Saturday's Washington Capitals game, Alex Ovechkin's fiancée Maria Kirilenko got…
GIF by welshhockeyfan Last season with the Winnipeg Jets, Eric Fehr had a disaster season. Still feeling the effects of shoulder surgery,…
Ovechkin palmed a plasma globe during intermission. (Photo credit: @HockeyBroph) The Capitals have been undefeated, 3-0-0, ever since fans sacrified a rubber…
Photo credit: @recordsANDradio One day in 7th grade, I was playing basketball at recess with some friends. After I missed a layup,…
GIF by welshhockeyfan Lil' Muffin John Erskine has been awesome this year. He beat up George Parros, he scored a clutch goal, and he's…
The day before the Washington Capitals played their most inspired game of the season -- a 5-0 shellacking of the Florida Panthers,…
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