The Capitals are Basically on Furlough
Photo: Frederick Breedon After Saturday's 2-1 loss to the Dallas Stars, I figured their four days off this week would be a…
Photo: Frederick Breedon After Saturday's 2-1 loss to the Dallas Stars, I figured their four days off this week would be a…
Never forget. (Photo credit: Bruce Bennett) Tonight I was naughty and ordered pizza. A food coma knocked me out for two and…
Jack Hillen and Steve Oleksy are frontrunners for defensive spots on the Caps opening night roster. (Photo credit: Greg Fiume/Getty Images) With…
Photo credit: Sovetsky Sport September 27th Update: Puck Daddy's Dmitry Chesnokov reports that Evgeny Kuznetsov will not be conscripted into the Russian…
Olympic rings at the Sochi airport. (Photo credit: Alexey Maishev) For the record, Peter makes awesome videos, both in style and substance.…
This story was inevitable. Russia's strict laws regarding gay people and the upcoming Sochi Olympics have put some of our favorite players…
Photo credit: Sovetsky Sport After Friday's training camp session, Traktor Chelyabinsk announced their captain and assistant captains for the upcoming season. Konstantin…
With the signing of Karl Alzner, the Washington Capitals are just one Johansson-shaped puzzle piece away from finalizing its roster for 2013-14.…
Photo: Chris Gordon Sergei Fedorov left the Capitals in 2009, leaving a hole in the middle of the second line that the…
Back on January 6, 2011, Team Russia made the biggest comeback in World Junior Championship history, scoring five unanswered third period goals…
Photo credit: Greg Fiume The Washington Capitals have announced that Czech defenseman Tomas Kundratek has signed a two-year contract worth $1.1 million.…
Say sayonara to the swag. (Photo credit: Chris Gordon) Renaud Lavoie of RDS broke the news Sunday night that the Capitals will…
Photo credit: Eliot J. Schechte Ian and I don't feel particularly strong about the idea of signing compliance-buyout victim Vincent Lecavalier to…
The Washington Capitals have been reluctant to move their first round picks in recent years. Sometimes they've entered the draft with more…
Let's play a game. I'll quote from an article, and you tell me if the author is talking about the 2011 Caps…
Oh, is this still happening? Is hockey still a thing? I was too busy having barbecues and drinking Flying Dog Barrel-Aged Imperial…
Wut. (Photo by Jonathan Daniel) Jaromir Jagr is a lot of things: a future hall of famer, a late-night gym rat, and…
Bleacher Report is a bad website. I won't go into detail here, but I've got a quick smattering of their article titles…
The play happens at the 38-second mark. During Friday's series-sweeping Boston win over the Pittsburgh Penguins, Brad Marchand did his thing. But I'm…
Source: Lord Stanley's Cup Each of the four remaining playoff teams has won a championship in the last four years. We're just…
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