This or That: Tiger Woods or Phil Mickelson?
Have any of you ever wanted to watch some of your favorite NHL players sweat it out on camera? Well if you…
Sweetest Hockey on Earth: Our New Hershey Bears Blog
Our humble little blog, Russian Machine Never Breaks, spent the last year cutting our teeth writing about the Washington Capitals. Through our…
Rachel Cohen’s Illuminated Take on Caps vs Devils
[Ed. note: Russian Machine Never Breaks' resident artist, Rachel Cohen, attended last night's home opener against the Devils. Here is her recap…
Alex Ovechkin’s CCM Commercial In Russian & French
If you ask me, this is waaaaaaaaay funnier. S/T to @BigBadRussian for tweeting this!
Video: Sheldon Souray’s First Words As A Hershey Bear
Several months ago, Sheldon Souray had a falling out with the Edmonton Oilers and General Manager Steve Tambellini. The conflict was so…
Puck Drop Imminent!
The wait is over.
Olie Kolzig is a Fan-favorite for a Reason
There's one remainder from last weekend's Caps Convention that we should mention. We received an email from a devoted Caps fan named…
Your Stories from Caps Convention
Photo by our very own Kyle Mace. Saturday's Caps Convention featured appearances from all sorts of celebrities in the Caps universe. Neil…
Prospect Watch: Grubauer Signs, Kuznetsov Injured
Ed. note - Russian Machine is proud to present our new (sorta) bi-weekly feature. Here you will learn about all the nifty…
Caps Convention in Photos
Elliot Segal glares as Alex Ovechkin high-fives an invisible child. The second annual Caps Convention was held this past Saturday at the…
Ovi Sings Happy Birthday In Russian To Kid At Caps Convention
At the Caps Convention today, there was a Kids Press Conference where Matt Bradley, Eric Fehr & Alex Ovechkin all took questions…
CASTING CALL: Hockey Fans Needed for Commercial Shoot
Our pal Suzanne dropped us a line about a cool opportunity for aspiring thespians out there. She is casting for a hockey-related…
New Varly Blog Post: A Little About American Life
Semyon Varlamov, fresh off his 20-save night in Columbus, has just blogged another bloggy blog. In today's installment, the Varlamonster discusses assimilating…
Caps Superfan Goat Featured In This Month’s Maxim
If you needed further proof that the apocalypse is indeed near, then check out the newest Maxim! In their October issue, not…
Alex Ovechkin & Team A Win Duchesne Cup
Photo via Caps Snaps.
Orlov Defeats Kuznetsov In First KHL Meeting of the Season
After having to sit through a month of KHL regular season games, RMNB finally got the matchup they've been waiting for Tuesday,…
Dmitri Orlov receives Davydov Trophy, Named MHL Playoffs MVP
On September 16th, Dmitri Orlov was awarded the Vitaly Davydov Trophy for being the MVP of last year's MHL Playoffs. As we…
The Many Emotions of Bruce Boudreau
Bruce Boudreau is a complex man. A man who has played nearly 20 years of professional hockey, won a Jack Adams award…
RMNB & Its Readers Wish Alex Ovechkin Happy Birthday
We asked you, the noble hordes of the Russian Machine, to congratulate our hero Alex Ovechkin on his 25th year of life.…
RMNB Exclusive: Bruce Boudreau’s New Commercial
Nothing gets me more excited for the upcoming hockey season than local commercials featuring some of the Capitals biggest stars. The summer…
