Braden Holtby’s New Capitol-Themed Mask Honors His Son Benjamin
Photo credit: Kyle Mace of Sweetest Hockey on Earth Because I'm an optimist, let's say there's an NHL season this year. As…
Photo credit: Kyle Mace of Sweetest Hockey on Earth Because I'm an optimist, let's say there's an NHL season this year. As…
GIF created by flawlessrussians. Last summer, it was Fatgate. Slouchgate. Whatever. Rumors swirled that Alex Ovechkin had packed on a few pounds.…
Photo credit: aftonbladet-cdn.se In the seventh round of the 2012 NHL Draft, George McPhee found a diamond in the rough and selected…
As a reminder to all of you hooligans to vote today, we've unveiled a new t-shirt in our store. While we all…
Whatever you think of Bruce Boudreau, he will forever be a part of DC hockey lore. He transformed the Washington Capitals into…
D'aww. Look how proud he is. (Photo credit: hockeyallsvenskan.se) Last Tuesday, Washington Capitals forward Marcus Johansson signed a lockout contract with BIK…
Sean Avery is one of the biggest assholes in NHL history, but that doesn't mean he doesn't have a heart off the…
On Tuesday, Marcus Johansson became the sixth Washington Capital to sign in Europe, agreeing to a short-term contract with BIK Karlskoga of…
My favorite Caps player (okay, two-way tie with Chris Simon) Matt Bradley has found new hockey life with Finland's TuTo. Last time we…
Photo credit: Kyle Mace of Sweetest Hockey On Earth November 1st marks the first day of Movember, an event where men across…
This t-shirt can be bought here. (Illustration by Rachel Cohen) Wednesday night was supposed to be the Pittsburgh Penguins' first visit to…
GIF by forsse90. We almost broke the internets when we published video of Caps first-round pick Filip Forsberg dancing to PSY's "Gangnam…
Sad news, you guys. Nicklas Backstrom has decided to change his Dynamo Moscow jersey number to 69. Magnus Nystrom of expressen.se, first…
g>Nicklas Backstrom scored his first KHL goal. Utilizing the shaft of his stick, Backstrom deflected a waist-high shot into the back of…
Photo credit: dynamo.ru With leading scorer Alex Ovechkin out sick with bronchitis, Dynamo Moscow needed someone to pick up the slack against…
When George McPhee selected Tom Wilson at #16 in this past year's draft, the Washington Capitals GM said he was enamored with…
"Hey! They spelled my name wrong! What gives!" (Photo credit: hctorpedo.ru) When Nicklas Backstrom made his debut for Dynamo Moscow Monday, he…
Photo credit: Pavel Lysenkov For more than half of my life, October has signaled the beginning of two things: the NHL regular…
Photo credit: dynamo.ru On Monday Nicklas Backstrom, sporting his new #99 jersey, made his debut for Dynamo Moscow and returned to a…
"Only my buddy Nicky can wear #99!" (Photo credit: khl.ru) While Alex Ovechkin is one of the game's most feared scorers, he's…
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