Olympic Hockey, Day Eight: Sweden vs Canada for the Gold, America Not So Much
Damn. I don't even want to write this. Two Caps players will vie for gold on Sunday, but they won't be Americans. Marcus…
Olympic Hockey, Day Seven, Part Two: USA Cruises to the Semis, Canada Barely Beats Latvia
From /r/hockey Unlike this morning, Wednesday afternoon's games went as planned. Well, almost. There was that whole thing where Latvia, led by inhuman…
Olympic Hockey, Day Seven, Part One: Rask’d! Russia Eliminated, Sweden Stomps Slovenia
Photo: Bruce Bennett Wuh oh. Oh man. This is gonna be bad. Russia got knocked out. Related: Team Russia Knocked Out: Reactions and…
Olympic Hockey, Day Six: Elimination and Consternation in the Quarterfinal Round
Photo: AP And down they drop! Tuesday was the first day of elimination in the Olympic mens tournament, meaning lots of high…
Olympic Hockey, Day Five: Amanda’s Brother Still Rules, but Canucks and Russians Don’t Rock in Rego
Ovi does duck lips like an Instagram selfie. #girlsweekend #seacrets #lovemylittle (Photo: RIA Novosti) No stupid stat snapshot today, so all you…
Olympic Hockey, Day Four: Oshie Owns Sochi
Russia and America collided and our site didn't self-destruct. Yay! Saturday in Sochi was an upset festival, but all anyone is gonna…
Olympic Hockey, Day Three: Jeff Carter Goes Au Naturale, Sweden Struggles, No One Watched Finland
There is a tiny anteater in the back of this photo. (Photo: Getty) Happy Friday! Hope you were able to dig out…
Olympic Hockey, Day Two: USA FTW
Photo: AP Neither Martin Erat nor Nick Backstrom scored in the first day of the mens tournament, so Caps Olympians haven't got…
Olympic Hockey, Day One: Women Rule, Czechs Drool
Photo: Jayne Kamin-Oncea Though the women have been playing since the weekend, Wednesday marked my first day actually following the Olympic "ice hockey"…
Caps beat Devils 3-0 and Marty Erat SCOAR!
The New Jersey Devils are the worst good team in hockey. For the last thousand years, they've mined success by sucking the…
No Defense, No Problem: Caps beat Jets 4-2
Photo: Alex Brandon The Washington Capitals knew they needed points badly going into the Olympic break, and this game against the Winnipeg…
Nabby Nabs the Shutout: Isles beat Caps 1-0
Strachan vs Martin (Photo: Patrick Smith) They're not all barnburners. Some games merely are. They start, sixty minutes pass, and then they're…
Ovi Time For Super Bowl Sunday: Caps beat Red Wings 6-5 (OT)
Photo: Patrick McDermott It's Super Bowl Sunday, which means the Washington Capitals once again played a matinee game to set the stage…
Надежда Умирает Последней: Капиталз Проиграли Ред Уингз 3-4 (Б)
Photo: Luke Glendening Editor's Note: Peter and Chris are totally not here tonight. They're at the Neutral Milk Hotel (who?) concert at…
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn! Blue Jackets beat Caps 5-2
"Shoggoth" by Craig J. Spearing It's f@$&ing freezing here and I didn't eat dinner. My dog is being an @%^$*. A water main…
Blow All the Leads! Caps beat Sabres 5-4 (OT)
That dude in the middle. (Photo: Bill Wippert) Are the Capitals worse than the Buffalo Sabres? The Sabres might be the worst team…
Eat Poop and Die, Voldemort: Caps beat Habs 5-0, Holtby Perfect!
How Russians ice fish. (Photo: Francois Lacasse) The Washington Capitals hadn't won a game since January 10th, and that was against the…
Standings Free Fall: Devils Top Caps 2-1
Ugh. (Photo: Andy Marlin) Just like Alex Ovechkin, ya boy Peter was out with an injury tonight. Undisclosed for those asking. I’m…
The Darkest Timeline: Sens beat Caps 2-0, Six Straight Losses
Photo: Alex Brandon It has been eleven long days since the Capitals won a game. We've had like three or four completely…
Not Again: Rangers Slam Caps 4-1
Photo: Scott Levy Coming into Friday night, the Caps had been playing well. On Tuesday and Wednesday, they nearly beat two of…
