Miller Lite, Crispy M&Ms, the AARP.. and now Russian Machine Never Breaks. With tonight’s Sprint Cup Series race at Phoenix International Raceway,…
Beat that beat up. (Photos by Chris Gordon) On Saturday night, the Capitals held their fifth annual Casino Night at the Pentagon…
Photo: Patrick McDermott The night after the Capitals beat the Flyers in a feisty game in which stuff happened, they returned to…
Yes, really. This weekend at Phoenix International Raceway, RMNB's going country. Our logo will be on the side of Ryan Ellis's Sprint…
The Capitals traveled to MoTown Tuesday night, where they still make cars just ones that are a little more Italian. It was…
Caps players Peter Bondra and Michal Pivoňka pose with Ellis and his Ashburn Ice House-sponsored car. There's a reason why race car…
Photo: Geoff Burke Tom Wilson is now in his third full NHL season. He was supposed to be bruising power forward and…
Photo: Geoff Burke After six years, Sergei Fedorov no longer stands alone as the most prolific Russian goal scorer of all time.…
Boo. Happy Halloween, y'all! While you were out dressed as Donald Trump and acting like you were the only one to come…
This is what Braden Holtby thinks Braden Holtby looks like. There's a new website out there called Players' Tribune. Founded by former…
Photo: Patrick Smith Coming off just their second loss of the season, the Capitals, who are good, looked ripe to get back…
Photo: Patrick McDermott Ovechkin vs. Crosby. Reality vs. 2009 storylines. That’s right, Caps vs. Pens from Verizon Center. The game got off…
Did you see that?! Did you even see Friday night's glorious mess of a hockey game between the Washington Capitals and Edmonton…
Photo credit: Patrick McDermott Starting out in the league, Marcus Johansson's reputation was for finesse and playmaking. Last season, Capitals head coach…
Photo credit: Nick Wass Just past 7 pm, with multiple spotlights shining on him, a beautiful blonde Swede with terrible facial hair…
Photo credit: Rob Carr After three long games, Nicklas Backstrom will return to the lineup after his hip surgery in late may.…
Photo: Geoff Burke Early in the summer, the Caps revealed that Nicklas Backstrom had hip surgery. Despite leading the league in assists,…
Photo credit: Patrick McDermott The Capitals have had a tepid start to the season, with a lackluster home opener win against a…
After rejoining his teammates on the ice at the end of last month, Nicklas Backstrom continues to progress in his recovery from…
Photo: Patrick Smith On Tuesday, Alex Ovechkin missed the morning skate and the game against the Sharks later that day. The team…
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