Panthers beat Caps 5-3 in game devised by satan to make us go insane
The Washington Capitals, for some damn reason, thought they could win Monday's game against the Florida Panthers on special teams. No, dude,…
The Washington Capitals, for some damn reason, thought they could win Monday's game against the Florida Panthers on special teams. No, dude,…
Nick Jensen took a seat in the press box for the Ottawa Senators on Monday night. The veteran defenseman was a healthy…
Former Washington Capitals winger Andrew Mangiapane could reportedly be nearing a divorce from his first post-Caps destination, the Edmonton Oilers. According to…
The Washington Capitals, winners of their last one, are in Sunshine, FL for some hockey and "vitamin D" according to Trevor van…
The Hershey Bears debuted their latest retro jerseys against the Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins on Saturday night. In celebration of the AHL's 90th anniversary,…
Mathew Barzal will have a lighter wallet after NHL Player Safety slapped him with a $5,000 fine for slashing on Monday. The…
The Washington Capitals traded two draft picks to the Florida Panthers for Justin Sourdif this past June. The 2020 third-round pick had…
Cole Hutson was not on the ice for Team USA's practice at the 2026 World Junior Championship, Sunday. The 19-year-old defender missed…
Alex Ovechkin snapped a 9-game goalless drought on Saturday night against the New Jersey Devils. The tally, his 15th of the 2025-26…
Washington Capitals prospect Cole Hutson was stretchered off the ice at the 2026 World Junior Championship on Saturday after being struck in…
The Washington Capitals went back and forth with a very game New Jersey Devils team on Saturday night. The Caps battled periods…
The Hershey Bears lost big in their first game back from the AHL's holiday break -- a 5-2 failing to the Eastern…
After a three-day break, Jakob Chychrun kept the holiday spirit going on Saturday night, gifting the Capitals an overtime game-winning goal against…
Alex Ovechkin notched his first goal since December 3 and his first points since December 14 in the Washington Capitals' 4-3 overtime…
Do you ever feel incompetent? Like there's no way your crush will go out with you; you're not smooth. Like you won't…
Aliaksei Protas scored a crazy buzzer beater against the New Jersey Devils to give the Washington Capitals a 1-0 lead going into…
Cole Hutson suffered a scary injury during Team USA's game against Switzerland on Saturday. While patrolling the defensive zone in front of…
The Washington Capitals are back after the holiday break for an important game against the New Jersey Devils. What do you need…
The Washington Capitals will be back in action against the New Jersey Devils on Saturday night. The matchup at New Jersey's Prudential…
The Washington Capitals have a couple of rookie forwards playing significant roles this season. While Ryan Leonard has earned more headlines and…
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