GIF: Mike Green’s Klutzy Turnover Gives Islanders the Win, Brooks Laich Says It’s Totally His Fault
Photo credit: Alex Brandon Mike Green is a lot of things: a two-time Norris nominee, a generous human, and the beefy crush-object…
Photo credit: Alex Brandon Mike Green is a lot of things: a two-time Norris nominee, a generous human, and the beefy crush-object…
Back when we started this whole hockey-blogging folly, Twitter ran on steam and Internet video was reserved for senators and people who…
Photo credit: Patrick McDermott As the Washington Capitals returned home to face the New York Islanders, they were likely pondering the 6…
Photo credit: Vladimir Fedorenko We get questions about Evgeny Kuznetsov on a pretty much daily basis. (Quick: Don't expect him in DC until…
Photo credit: @mkirilenko A night before the Capitals take on the New York Islanders at home, Alex Ovechkin and fellow countryman Dmitry Orlov took…
Breaking news, hot off the presses. Alex Semin has signed a highly lucrative contract with the Carolina Hurricanes for 7 million dollars…
Photo credit: DaveArt.com Though recently we've seen him in a baseball cap more often than not, Michal Neuvirth's got a new mask.…
Photo credit: Chris Gordon When the Washington Capitals let Alex Semin walk last summer, they left a big hole in their top…
Photo credit: Paul Bereswill After losing to the Penguins on Tuesday, the Washington Capitals have ripped off three straight road wins. Led…
Photo credit: Bill Kostroun Although he's among the NHL leaders in assists, Nicklas Backstrom has had a pretty quiet season. For most of…
Photo credit: Paul Bereswill The Washington Capitals came to Manhattan on a tear. They brought everything they had against the New York…
Photo credit: Justin K. Aller Players get older; they slow down. Elite goal scorers drop off as they enter their late twenties.…
Here we stand. The Washington Capitals have 29 points in the standings, good for 10th place in the East. They are three…
Photo credit: @magaman Since the Chelyabinsk meteor was so fun to cover, let's do it again! Shortly before 8PM local time (or…
Eff you. Brouwer is an anteater. (Photo credit: Travis Golby) On Thursday, the Washington Capitals beat the Winnipeg Jets by coming out shooting…
When the Washington Capitals used their 1st round draft pick to select Russian forward Evgeny Kuznetsov, his puck skills and potential as…
Photo credit: Marianne Helm We're always talking about what's wrong with Alex Ovechkin (see Milbury, Mike). But for once why don't we…
Photo credit: Marianne Helm The Southeast Division Farewell Tour kicked off with a battle between the Washington Capitals and Winnipeg Jets. The Capitals…
Photo credit: Jonathan Kozub Steve Oleksy isn't the most talented hockey player on the Washington Capitals, but he may very well be…
"What'd you call me?" (GIF by jaybeagles) Hockey players are accustomed to terrible nicknames; they've got a lot. The current iteration of…
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