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Caps vs Blue Jackets Pregame: Take Karl to #TheBank

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Fresh off a three-win road trip, the Washington Capitals have returned home… to spawn …and then to fight the Columbus Blue Jackets. At 7 PM at Verizon Center, the Caps will play host the the beat-up Blooj, the league’s most injured team by a mile.

If the Caps keep playing like they have been, they should be able to get their first four-game winning streak since April of 2013.

Team Record Possession PDO Power Play Penalty Kill
Washington Capitals 13-10-4 51.1% 99.2 28.8% 76.2%
Columbus Blue Jackets 10-15-2 46.3% 98.0 23.0% 76.3%

Projected Lineup

Still no Burra, but Mike Green is back in action! From Prewitt:

Ovechkin – Backstrom – Wilson
Johansson – Kuznetsov – Brouwer
Laich– Fehr – Ward
Chimera– Latta – Beagle

Orpik – Carlson
Alzner – Niskanen
Schmidt – Green

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The enemy:

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Take Karl to #TheBank

Karl Alzner averages 19 minutes of ice per game. He averages about 0.8 shots in that time. His career shooting is 2.5 percent. Napkin math, but there is a one-in-fifty chance he scores a goal tonight. Seeing as he is a new father, I think we should double it. One in twenty five! Take it to #thebank.

What You’re Missing on TV Tonight

On a very special episode of The Big Bang Theory (8:00 PM on CBS), someone named Amy plans a traditional Victorian dinner, while someone named Raj, someone named Leonard and someone named Howard scramble to remove a pigeon that flew into the clean room at the university. To prove a point to someone named Amy, a Scrooge-like someone named Sheldon buys her the worst possible gift. Clammy jokes at the expense of marginalized people pervade, and a merry time is had by all. Do not watch.

Hot Take on Lumbersexuals

https://twitter.com/peterhassett/status/543072830334595074

Maybe I’m just jealous I can’t grow a beard.

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