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Arlington County, Virginia names one of its snow plows Alex Snowvechkin

A snow plow on an incy road in Virginia
Photo courtesy of Arlington County Department of Environmental Services (DES)

Alex Ovechkin is one of the greatest hockey players of all time and the NHL’s soon-to-be goals king. With all that success, Ovechkin has earned many incredible accolades and trophies throughout his career, including the Stanley Cup and the key to Washington, DC. Heck, he’s even had an asteroid named after him, too.

Now, in what may be the biggest snow-related honor of Ovechkin’s career, Arlington County, Virginia — the same area that hosts MedStar Capitals Iceplex — announced on Thursday that they’ve named a snow plow after the future Hall of Famer.

Alex Snowvechkin will be one of 60 salt trucks taking to the icy streets of Northern Virginia when there’s inclement weather this winter. Snowvechkin was picked through a “Name Your Plow!” contest Arlington County held, which received over 1,200 suggestions. Other chosen snow plow names, both puntastic and fantastic, include Dwight D. Eisenplower, Melton John, Saline Dion, Taylor Drift, and Clearopathra.

Capitals fans who would like to track Snowvechkin in its office — presumably Glebe Road — can follow along via Arlington’s online Snow Activity Map, which activates when there is snow accumulation of two inches or more.

While only four to 10 inches of snow are predicted in the area this winter, Snowvechkin should be sick unbelievable when called upon and clear roads with A Great Haste to bring safety to Arlington’s 234K-plus people (data as of 2023).

Do us proud, Snovi!

Full list of Arlington County snow plow names

County trucks

Alex Snowvechkin
Blizzard of Oz
Capital Plowshare
Clearopathra
Plow You Doin’?
CTRL-SALT-DEL
Dasher
Dwight D. Eisenplower
Elvis Plowsley
Frost and Flurrious
Frosty the Snow Plow
Ice Ice Baby
Jack Frost
Ka-Plow!
Little Miss Snowplow
Luke Snowalker
Blizzard
Melton John
Mike Waplowski
Mr. Plow
Olaf
Plow Force One
Plow Patrol
Plowington
Plowseidon
Plowy McPlowface
Rise and Brine
Saline Dion
Sir Wintry-Mix-A-Lot
Sleddy Roosevelt
Sleetwood Mac
Smithsnownian
Snowbusters
Snowprah Winfrey
Snowy-Wan Kenobi
Snowzilla
Taylor Drift
Plowminator
Vincent Van Snowh
Plow-a-bunga!
sNOwVA
Sabrina Carpenbrrr
Frosty the Snow Plow
Snowplowaphagus
Plowinator

Contractor trucks

Polar Express
Icebreaker
Edgar Allan Plow
Frostlyn
Cold Dominion
Snowmageddon
Mighty Plow
Mad Max: Flurry Road
Blizzard Wizard
Virginia is for Shovelers
Plowington
Cold-i-locks
Snow White
Ice Force One
Coldemor

For more information on Arlington County’s snow plans, see their website.

Special note: Thank you to the dozen or so RMNB readers who enthusiastically messaged us about this news, obliging us to cover it.

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