The National Mall’s Twitter account is a national treasure and Sunday it had #facts and #jokes after the Nats’ debuted their new World Series bling.
The Nats’ World Series rings include depictions of the Jefferson Memorial, Lincoln Memorial and Washington Monument, three iconic memorials found on the @Nationals Mall.
That joke will never get old. #Natitude pic.twitter.com/J0r3UEQekV
— National Mall NPS (@NationalMallNPS) May 25, 2020
A+ pun, National Mall. I’m in awe.
This has actually been a long-running joke that has come in different forms.
Go #Nats, from the (temporarily and unofficially) rechristened @Nationals Mall! #WorldSeries pic.twitter.com/QtkwVD0rZP
— National Mall NPS (@NationalMallNPS) October 22, 2019
The boss of @Nationals Park meets the boss of DC's Parks, regional director Bob Vogel. #NPS100 pic.twitter.com/1mnXWdJ9EY
— National Mall NPS (@NationalMallNPS) August 25, 2016
We may wear different hats, but we both make sure that National(s) Parks are home to America's best! The National Park Service is proud to provide permitting and support for today's @Nationals #WorldSeries parade! #CongratsNats #NatsParade #FindYourPark pic.twitter.com/OF4EUjPsdn
— National Mall NPS (@NationalMallNPS) November 2, 2019
I’m also happy to reveal that the National Mall Twitter saluted the Capitals after its Stanley Cup championship in 2018.
You didn't really think it's just happenstance that the memorials are always engraved in #ALLCAPS, did you? Congratulations to our hometown Washington @Capitals on their first #StanleyCup win! pic.twitter.com/f7Kla7cxqb
— National Mall NPS (@NationalMallNPS) June 8, 2018
It had some fun tips for those who were attending the team’s championship parade.
Heading down to the National Mall for the #ALLCAPS parade and rally tomorrow? Be like Ovi – text ALLCAPS to 888777 and receive free text updates on safety, transit and weather conditions. pic.twitter.com/ZRxm0ug4Dj
— National Mall NPS (@NationalMallNPS) June 11, 2018
Heading down to the National Mall for the #ALLCAPS parade and rally? Be like Holtbeast – avoid dehydration by drinking plenty of water throughout the day. #CapitalsParade pic.twitter.com/e1ajfcdmft
— National Mall NPS (@NationalMallNPS) June 12, 2018
Let’s hope this account doesn’t draw the ire of the president who is a noted Yankees fan.
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