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Commemorate Saturday’s 7-2 loss to the Flyers with these branded booze accessories

The Caps sucked sooooooo hard on Saturday night. They got mega-boomed by the Flyers. If you’re gonna have to remember this, might as well do it with some adult beverages.

Let’s start with the hard stuff.

Or

Not your speed? Okay, pour some cab sav in this bad boy.

Or just fill this up with whatever’s around.

Let’s never do this again.

Drink responsibly. Grown-ups only.

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Photos: Fanatics

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