The Washington Capitals are no longer the masters of the universe. Consequently, you as an RMNB reader no longer deserve the delight that is two straight weeks of everyone’s favorite summer series, Not Up For Debate. Instead, and as punishment for the failure, here is one full week of Not Up For Debate. Presenting the most popular series ever on RMNB, in which we will finally understand the true nature of the 2018-19 Washington Capitals through the prism of stupid popular culture. It’s called Not Up For Debate because everyone agrees that these are the universal consensus picks.
In today’s installment, what if the 18-19 Caps lived in Westeros about 300 years after Aegon’s Conquest?
He is better than you, and he knows it.
Handsome and gallant, but doesn’t do all that much… yet.
An inscrutable foreigner who means well but gets things super wrong.
Unfairly maligned even if, sure, she did make a couple mistakes here and there.
He rich now.
Young, hindered, but immensely powerful.
Abandoned by the people closest to her, but strong beyond words.
A swashbuckler who is always in exile.
Asked to do too much dirty work.
Not a bad guy, just made a couple bad choices. Everyone deserves a second chance.
Well, he sure came out of nowhere.
Slain too early.
Who arrrreee you.
Slow but sweet. Last of a dying breed.
(Image: mafin10 on DeviantArt)
Kinda speaks for itself.
He does well, but he kinda gets his ass kicked.
He knew he had to change his ways to achieve his destiny, so he just up and did it.
He is capable of great and terrible things, we shall see.
Got all the glory at the big battle.
(Photo: Steamey from DeviantArt)
Just because I like how he talks.
Though the series is called Not Up For Debate, I’m leaving the comments open. So you can compliment me. For the very good picks. Appreciate the congrats.
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