The Washington Capitals are no longer the masters of the universe. Consequently, you as an RMNB reader no longer deserve the delight that is two straight weeks of everyone’s favorite summer series, Not Up For Debate. Instead, and as punishment for the failure, here is one full week of Not Up For Debate. Presenting the most popular series ever on RMNB, in which we will finally understand the true nature of the 2018-19 Washington Capitals through the prism of stupid popular culture. It’s called Not Up For Debate because everyone agrees that these are the universal consensus picks.
In today’s installment, Peter’s Esports Corner takes over the Not Up For Debate series: casting the 18-19 Caps as Overwatch characters.
Because he’s Swedish and adorable and sometimes grumpy.
A true blue dude.
Mental toughness is a question, I guess (yechh), but he is so strong in bursts.
Sure does a lot of attacking for a supposed support player.
Beyond deadly up close.
In case you need a big teutonic dude.
The other Swede.
Doing the dirty work in the depth.
He sure can hold a grudge against his former team.
Suddenly unplayable for some freaking reason?!
The unexpected must-play right now.
He takes a ton of damage, but he’s sturdy.
A game-changing carry pick in certain circumstances. Other times: hard throw.
Out of the meta, sorry.
A surprising threat, even at a distance.
More machine than man at this point, but he can still pop off.
We had low expectations but the game sense here is really impressive.
One clutch dart can change everything.
Need more damage please.
About to become a top-tier damage dealer.
Lots of charges, some questionable high hits, but the power is unrivaled.
Though the series is called Not Up For Debate, I’m leaving the comments open. So you can compliment me. For the very good picks. Appreciate the congrats.
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